Glinda

only fake hoes call me Galinda

[Glinda @joocyonika]

girl ain’t nobody taking you to a shaboozey concert

[Glinda @joocyonika]

@AndyBeshearKY ay get his ass Andy

[Glinda @joocyonika]

so glad my coworkers answer my fucking texts

[Glinda @joocyonika]

@NotElphaba R + 5 in Georgia

[Glinda @joocyonika]

big r don’t give a FUCK no more 😂 Mr Cody asking questions and the r just don’t even answer. Laugh challenge in 10 minutes and whoever does it for 6 hours wins

[Glinda @joocyonika]

So I’m actually at a funeral rn I know we need to be somewhere in 20 minutes but we need to push the time back 15 mins

[Glinda @joocyonika]

got the faggot drink at chick

[Glinda @joocyonika]

diet cock

[Glinda @joocyonika]

When you have a 5 hour shift to clean a room but your coworkers (just no aura and Mr P) want to play “who can clean the room the fastest” so you guys can’t get all your hours

[Glinda @joocyonika]

don’t speed and look at computers

[Glinda @joocyonika]

every time my phone ding I think it’s the huzzy but it’s just Patti

[Glinda @joocyonika]

@NotElphaba hey well maybe Mr p should just quit

[Glinda @joocyonika]

$100,000 per backshot?

you gonna have to pull him out of me

[Glinda @joocyonika]

ser gayne

[Glinda @joocyonika]

@baseball_simon let’s just say i can’t say their name on a public server

[Glinda @joocyonika]

when your brother FaceTimes you and you pick up and it’s gsfreaky from 2 years ago asking why you’re talking shit

[Glinda @joocyonika]

hb found a pic of the thurmus and ouu shi

[Glinda @joocyonika]

@baseball_simon @Zaxbys I tore up some Zaxby last night I got the 4 tender meal with coleslaw and a large boke

[Glinda @joocyonika]

oh you’re getting one (1) pair of shorts?? Let me get you the biggest bag possible