Mr. Germany

Live life while you can

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Ladies how old were you when you realized your type doesn’t get married and then you changed types

[Mr. Germany @NotEvenGerman_]

I’m so damn full right now I can barley stan up straight

[Jamaican King @_karateChris]

If you ever out in the public you will easily realize women are drinking much harder than the men.

[Drew @NotMr_Smith]

There is no right way to address this to a woman and that’s why we wish they would address themselves 😵‍💫

[𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐳𝐞 @wayze187]

So many people have inspired me to be nothing like them, and that’s a blessing.

[Movie Updates @movieupdates]

Madden NFL 2004 (2003)

[Blind Bear 🐻🕶️ @BlindBearMedia]

Still crazy to think Jon Jones developed his spinning back kick at 36😳

[Natism @his4Everz]

Don’t be afraid to be someone they don’t know how to handle.

[Mr. Germany @NotEvenGerman_]

There’s times I have to sit back and talk to God and ask him to give me patience because if you give me any more strength, I’m going to need bail money!

[DME 🇳🇦 @dme_363]

My son: "Dad, NBA YoungBoy is better than J. Cole"

Me:

[INKWAKUZI @inkwakuzi_]

Secret bunker

[David Shapiro (L/0) @DaveShapi]

A sitting member of the United States Congress has explicitly said that there are extraterrestrials hanging out Abyss style and it's not even the biggest news.

This after numerous US astronauts over many years have said that we're not alone.

[Candidly Tiff @tify330]

No lies told…and it will get worse

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

Cap 🧢 I did that in 2008

[Hassan @Hassanwellss]

Jarrell Miller getting his hair knocked off his head 😂😂😭

[SwayLaughs @Persway82]

Now why he pat her head like that at the end!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shout out to people who know how to drive in the snow and those who help others ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
#SnowDay #Professional #BlackTwitter

[suck yuh mudda @SupremeBrina]

How do i block every Nigerian account on here

[Mr. Germany @NotEvenGerman_]

Today’s been a good a day for me! I’m grateful, an excited for how things are going to look for me in 2026.

[Mr. Germany @NotEvenGerman_]

I meet soo many genuine people who’s making money & got they lives together it’s almost a blessing.

[Annalise Keating @Ariannnyy_]

Apple as a company being named after a fruit. Her name being Eve. Truly a genius.