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The Walking Poem, Sounds like footprints in the sand to me, son.

[ali @NotEvenHereNow]

💘😍👌😇 https://t.co/AVLfyKWgaa

[Andrew Carnegie Foundation @ACarnegieFdn]

.@smalcomson shares the science behind what motivates people to become extremists. https://t.co/tCgwfCbwd5

[river ༻¨*:· @mindfreakluvr]

@ramzpaul obviously, reality forgot to give you a swift kick to the skull to remind you females don’t exist solely to appeal to your senses

[ali @NotEvenHereNow]

@929TheGame @Twitter The same place as search by date.

[New Scientist @newscientist]

Meet the biohackers trying to grow their muscles and see in ultraviolet by editing their DNA with CRISPR https://t.co/WkLVIU4OxS

[ali @NotEvenHereNow]

My Dad doesn't eat dumplings. Neither does Tom's mother.

[Ali Joy @VerySrslyKant]

People who grew up poor in the South won't eat dumplings because their momma's had to stretch a chicken between a lot of kids.

[ali @NotEvenHereNow]

J: what's that smell?
Me:what's it smell like?
J:different
Idk.
It smells like spaghetti sauce
D: it's mom's TUNA
Me: they're dumplings
D: they smell awful.

[ali @NotEvenHereNow]

*I would like to take this opportunity to say I am pretty familiar with my own vagina.

[ali @NotEvenHereNow]

@Eric_StrikerDS @morrakiu suggested black women have larger vaginas than white women and that's why they can handle the BBC. But I have never seen a BBC that would fit anywhere I'm familiar with.

[ali @NotEvenHereNow]

If there were Fruity Pebbles here this would all feel correct.

[ali @NotEvenHereNow]

The last time I saw my dad I said you couldn't put a price on happiness. Talking about moving to Hawaii. Because we can't. Price happiness.

[ali @NotEvenHereNow]

But what about your Dick Van Dyke pajamas? @sethmacfarlane

[ali @NotEvenHereNow]

My dad wants me to work on home school. Because by the time they get to and from school they don't have time to play sports or learn music.

[ali @NotEvenHereNow]

David never cried when he was a baby. And I couldn't handle two Johns. Be there a third personality type!?

[NBC Sports @NBCSports]

FIFA considering fewer, but longer international breaks https://t.co/Nsub9djGfR

[StarTalk @StarTalkRadio]

Is anybody else having trouble accessing @NASA website?

[ali @NotEvenHereNow]

@elonmusk I think my Sr Will actually said, "Life is a machine with interchangeable parts unless those parts have Mae in them." LOL why?!

[ali @NotEvenHereNow]

If there were Fruity Pebbles here this would all feel correct.

[ali @NotEvenHereNow]

I would kill someone for divorcing me after all she went through.