No Homo

The #HeteroHero of #HeteroNation. We are definitely #NotGay Snapchat: notgaytho. Also follow our other accounts: @ThanksPresObama and @AlmostSongLyric

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this account gives a full throated endorsement of Senator Bernie Sanders in 2020.

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are we cancelled?

[Grappy @grapplecow]

*Jeff Foxworthy voice* my nickname is Saturn because there's nothing saturn my existence

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I'm a big time Ducks Fan

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Graduated first in my class at BSU (Butt Stuff University)

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Bush did 9/11

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#buttstuff2014

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Everyone should go check out @ShitAcctTourny and vote for the worst accounts on Twitter! Vote here:

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U R MY FUCKING HERO!!!!!!!! #StraightGangStill @MichaelSamNFL

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Can't wait for my glorious dinner at @GayHooters #StraightGangTho

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Wanna know how good a friend is? Use this equation: depth of throat ✖️bicep circumference ➗ # of females he hangs out with. Higher = better

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It's not gay if it's only for dat cash #HeteroFacts

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.@MaddieTheKid Should I cum out of the closet? #Retirement #IMeantRetirement #TwitterRetirement #NotGayStuff

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I wouldn't fuck Taylor Swift even with a borrowed dick! #GetItTogetherHoney #YouAintBad #StepYourGameUpIfYouWantA #HeteroStudLikeMe

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Apparently the #VSFashionShow is on tonight. I'll stick to my Will and Grace DVDs #AgainstObjectifyingWomen #TooBadItIsntABroFashionShow

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#SlammyAwards sounds like some kind of gay porn award show #NotEvenInterested #WhatChannelisItOnThough ????

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#BieberOnSeacrest This was nowhere near what I hoped it meant... #IMeanThought #DidntHopeForALeakedSexTape #WouldntEvenWatchIt #PinkySwear

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Now that it's snowing outside my boys and I will have a snuggle party to keep warm #BodyHeat #Friction #NoGirlsAllowed #SurvivalFirst

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Haven't been on twitter lately cuz my fam kidnapped me to have an intervention. They all think I'm gay! #WTF #DontHateOnMyStraight