George Carlin Fans

Dedicated to one of the greatest comedians there ever was.

[Smal Anna @SmalAnna]

@WSJ well I guess George Carlin was right about the Magazines. @NotGeorgeCarlin @GeorgeCarlinSez

[Movie Quotes @MovieQuotes___0]

"You're such a child. You think by saying, "I'm sorry," all the past can be corrected?" -Gone with the Wind (1939)

[steamed hams will thrill him @cankylosaurus]

Please don't hold your baby near me.

[George Carlin @GeorgeCarIin]

What's the difference between the church and a bank? "The bank indebts you financially, the church indebts you spirituality!"

[Jessica Gabriele @BitchesPUHleez]

Just because you're blonde doesn't give you an excuse to not shave your entire leg. That shit glistens in the sun you lazy fucks.

[Junior Stopka @Juniorstopka]

I find Buzz Aldren punching some asshole more impressive than landing on the moon

[George Carlin Fans @NotGeorgeCarlin]

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. #carlinquotes

[George Carlin Fans @NotGeorgeCarlin]

People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think. #carlinquote

[simping_issues @simpingissues]

learning to drive motherfuckers get off the road in about a couple weeks

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

very sad about one of my all-time favorite athletes Tony Gwynn - condolences to his family, friends & teammates - goodbye Mr Padre

[Chris Doveton @ChrisDoveton]

Fingers crossed for Italy to win tonight - lets' hope they do a 'Holland' or go Dutch as we football fans call it x

[Kat Von D @thekatvond]

❤️ RT @archpics: St. George’s Monastery, Israel. http://t.co/TIgZAElBS2

[BBC One @BBCOne]

This morning's #TroopingTheColour ceremony reminded us of this gem - Benedict Cumberbatch on the set of #Sherlock.

[Why Starbucks Sucks @YStarbucksSucks]

Starbucks employees are forced to smile. Thousands of employees are reprimanded each year for not smiling enough.

[George Carlin @TheGeorgeCarlin]

GC on his stage persona http://t.co/PitaQ3vIAf

[George Carlin @TheGeorgeCarlin]

"I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that still have plans."