Little Wanderer

Wanderer 🐾 Whisperer 🤲🏽 Wordsmith ✨

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

English as we know it
[a thread]
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~ dis
for example: dis you see that dinosaur?!
no, I disn’t!

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

Literally.

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

Me: A whole day to do whatever I want to do! I’ve waited so long for this! Finally.

Also me: sooooo…. Should I make up fake work so I don’t feel unproductive and lazy?

Also also me: NO! I deserve this time. I’ve worked for it. Take it.

Also also also me: *paralysis*

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

That beautiful, wonderful, freeing, joyful, crippling anxiety of having a free day with no schedule or commitments… ah bliss.

[T @dfwtee_]

i fear that i understand perspective so well that i end up erasing my own valid anger.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Some people want you held accountable for your tone while taking zero accountability for the shitty behavior that changed it in the first place.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

why are men so afraid of being falsely accused? just stay inside, don’t put yourself in situations like these, don’t go out alone at night, don’t drink, dress modestly, and you might not be targeted. be more vigilant and take some accountability for your own reputation. hope this helps.

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

Yk what makes me mad? Understanding why unhinged people act the way they do. Wdym I understand??? I want rage I want anger I want anything else other than “Oh, yeah they don’t really have the skills to actually communicate their core issues, that’s a pity.”
What’s wrong w me.

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

But then I get called a *bTCh* bec I didn’t speak politely or make small talk or grovel on the ground when they appeared from the heavens

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

Today someone told me that my problem is when I’m angry I “take it out” on them and I was like Girl wdym?? I barely register your existence when I’m angry bec I’m busy being angry.
Also my tone of voice, yeah you deserve that one bec you have zero common sense. So. Happy Monday.

[᥎ᥲr᥎ᥲrᥲ ⲙᥱt @Varvara_Met_]

Just remember

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

I love being a woman bec I get to randomly get irrationally aggravated that my breasts have to touch each other AND I have to feel them touching🙂

Like wtf man. Keep it to yourself.

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

No matter what happens, I am just happy that Michael found his family w the Goirls #TheOfficeMinionsCrossover

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i don’t have braincells i just have these guys

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

might be time to let them have their internet and for us to just go outside now.

[livix @livixedd]

it has literally ruined the whole internet

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

I am not in my late 30's or pre-40's years old. I am I-like-typing-on-a-laptop-because-it's-better-than-that-damn-cellphone years old. It's a working name for the moment.

[Little Wanderer @NotHasmita]

Look at y’all just now finding out about escapism when some of us have been doing this since childhood. Good for you!

[Tiny Buddha @tinybuddha]

"I genuinely think reading fiction is one of the most underrated forms of mental rest. Sometimes your brain just needs to live somewhere else for a while.” @Freyy_is