NotHisRealName

The tragicly ordinary. If I were any more plain, you'd probably mistake me for a superhero's secret identity. Just to be clear - I'm only here to stalk you.

[NotHisRealName @NotHisRealName]

@QldPolice is there a website that shows found or seized property? We had a ring stolen 18 months ago and would like to see if you might have recovered it.

[NotHisRealName @NotHisRealName]

@NotionHQ I can no longer access Notion at work due to SSL certification. Will this be amended?

[NotHisRealName @NotHisRealName]

@NotionHQ I'm unable to access the site and am told it's due to your SSL certificate.

[🪩 Aaron Belz 🪩 @belzpoems]

New kite got 20 feet off the ground and spiraled down, knocking off an old lady's hat. But alas, here i am breaking the first rule of kite flub.

[Neebs Gaming @NeebsOfficial]

Probably one of the best and most controversial songs we’ve ever done. Produced by the very talented and senile @SimonSandwiches #hotdoglover https://t.co/EjO6SLNwz8

[NotHisRealName @NotHisRealName]

There's a distinct lack of testing facilities in the Scenic Rim, @qldhealth . Beaudesert or Boonah would fill a pretty big hole.

[NotHisRealName @NotHisRealName]

@RepeatViewing @SFKband @PaulDempsey Glad I'm not the only one who saw the @PaulDempsey @alanalda likeness.

[NotHisRealName @NotHisRealName]

Money well spent on @funselektor game #artofrally - finally available on PS4 in Australia. #indiegames

[NotHisRealName @NotHisRealName]

@funselektor @Nassault @SlavaTatreal What about Australia? I've been checking the store almost daily this last week.

[NotHisRealName @NotHisRealName]

@funselektor Just in time for my birthday!

[NotHisRealName @NotHisRealName]

@NathanFillion @facesbykristina I suspect not having a face like a smashed crab helps too. ...But no harm in having professionals touch up a piece of art.

[NotHisRealName @NotHisRealName]

Cloudkicker has to be one of the most influential musicians in my life right now. ...and has been for years.

[NotHisRealName @NotHisRealName]

@bbcbubblegutz @RussianCircles This is some of the best news of the year. Thanks for making such amazing music.

[Tim Hein @Tim_Hein]

I was thinking: Christian denominations in each city should collaborate on a joint major project with the majority of their assets, the most strategic of their planning, the best of their art, and the totally of their time to help the community understand the nature of grace.

[NotHisRealName @NotHisRealName]

@Tim_Hein I like it. How do we do this? Each Easter the local Baptist and Pentecostal churches hold a joint dawn service in Beaudesert... but we can do more!

[NotHisRealName @NotHisRealName]

@MattWhitmanTMBH I've had the incubus; crouching over me, panting and snarling in my face. Terrified, I started reciting the Lords Prayer... needless to say He delivered me from evil that night (thanks again Matt, and to @DestinSandlin for introducing you to me via podcast).

[NotHisRealName @NotHisRealName]

@murkee @MattWhitmanTMBH I made a geocities site once and can offer a rudimentary product for a premier price.

[Captain Disillusion @CDisillusion]

Social media is easier if you pretend you’re a secret time traveler who must not, under any circumstances, explain to anyone why what they posted is wrong, for you risk disrupting their personal journey of discovering their own stupidity.

[NotHisRealName @NotHisRealName]

@MbHendrix I use Notion. There's a bit of a learning curve but it can become like your own personal Intranet. I use it for work and for personal stuff.