hunner

Sam Houston State Alumni • Houston Fanatic 🤘🏼 • Co-host of @Below500pod • HPF 🥰

[hunner @NotHunterBodine]

@HoustonTexans 🔴

[Pokemon Giveaways @PokeTCGiveaways]

Imagine getting lucky and finding some Pitch Black, only to come out of the store and discover an elderly lady has wrecked your car.

[hunner @NotHunterBodine]

kingdra needs a mega evolution

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[nostalgia core @nostalgiacore]

I HAVE AN IDEA

[Erica Toney @B4RBIE_BE4TD0WN]

How long after sex is it appropriate to open Pokémon Go?

[Texas Cannabis Collective @txcannaco]

President Trump: Move marijuana to Schedule 3.

SCOTUS: Marijuana users can own guns.

Texas: WE MUST BAN HEMP THC!

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Really shouting the quiet part out loud here:

[Cody Bradford Fanatic @CodyChadfordFan]

Average Texas Rangers fan

[Sourdeath Sam @SourdeathSam]

“yOuR nOt aLLoWeD tO rOoT fOr UsA aNd MeXiCo”

Me off 9 cervezas tonight:

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

Some poor English man 32 beers deep singing Wonderwall in Meixco tonight is gonna disappear

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“i can’t tell if it’s gunshots or fireworks”

[FirstLightTCG @FirstLightTCG]

Pokemon Center captchas be like "choose which animals regularly contribute to a 401k" and its 3 squirrels, 2 fish, 3 cats and Godzilla

[TexasTamie @TexasTamieK]

Reminder

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

I don't tinkle— I piss. Hard.