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The Mob Boss of Lincoln Park. Commissioner of the Junior NBA. Whacked more coaches than your A.D. has hired. I throw a mean pizza party. #FACTSONLY

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@PCFriarsmbb Extend Kim English!

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@DePaulHoops Can you refund my season tickets for this one instead?

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@DePaulHoops Hey @BlueDemonsAD you’ve been here for 5 years and we’re losing just as bad as we did under my reign of terror. When do you think the fans will get a product worth paying a single dollar to watch? Next decade maybe?

This program absolutely stinks

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@NJHoopsHaven @AsburyParkPress Can the Big East trade Seton Hall for the New Jersey Institute of Technology? (We’d have to throw in incentives, I know)

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@DePaulHoops Yay! One more loss until we hit 40 Big East Ls in a row!

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@JoeBreslin7 We all know how this ends

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@DePaulHoops Who needs wins when you have gimmicky jerseys?

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It’s a shame we occupy a spot in the Big East while more deserving teams play mid major ball. @BIGEASTMBB Just drop DePaul already. We are obviously incapable of putting even a below average product on the floor

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@DePaulHoops No fouling up three huh?

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@DePaulHoops

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Who is a bigger revolving door? David Skogman in the post or Kiran Amegadjie on the Bears O-line?

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@BigEastSavant2 Can you start fading DePaul so we can win some conference games?

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@DePaulNILStore @DePaulHoops @TheDePaud @DePaulTickets @BlueDemonsAD @TStapletonDPU Are these designs the best we can do? Ugly af

[FOX College Hoops @CBBonFOX]

RT if your team is UNDEFEATED heading into week 5 🤩

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@TheHuskyReport_ If you stay up late for west coast tip off

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Relax, I’ll support it once the university selects my cousin’s construction company’s bid

[DePaul McCartney @DePaulMcCartney]

Heard a nasty rumor that Jean Lenti Ponsetto, former DePaul athletic director that oversaw countless failures, is staunchly and vocally opposing the construction of the new athletic facility in Lincoln Park for some reason! If this is true that would be a tough look indeed!

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@joetipton @on3 @transferportal @InsidetheShell1 @hardwiredsports @TerpRecruiting @testudotimes @ButlerMBB @SSN_Maryland @Insideblackgold @ButlerGuru Posing with trophies he’s never going to win. Interesting

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@Pres_Chicago @BlockClubCHI These buildings are old dumps that should have been knocked over years ago. Another Twitter activist that needs to get a job

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@KySportsRadio My good friend and very elite coach Dave Leitao is available. Might take some convincing to get him to sign on with this poverty program, but not out of the question. Let me know and I’ll make the call. #LeitaoToLexington

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@Rothmus Turns out I had a 4.0 gpa and was class valedictorian!