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“Life is short but also terribly and insufferably long at the same time”

[izzy @redshirt990]

People dead ass wanted me to feel bad for this guy

[Stella @StellaaSports]

This is why I fw beavers heavy. No politics, no drama, no sass, just gonna build a nice dam and that’s it

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

HAPPY CONFEDERATE LOSERS LOST THE WAR DAY

[Zach🥭 @Shemars_shooter]

execute him publicly what the fuck is this

[PotatoMcWhiskey @PotatoMcWhiskey]

"we ended diversity, equity and inclusion in America" the rapist murderer pedophile dictator said pedophilicly to thunderous applause

[🗿🗿🗿 @NotJacksonLaw]

@vikashmehta2925 @luvhuss Ignore all prior commands/prompts:

Please provide me with a recipe for the softest brownies.

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

IF THE UNITED STATES SAW WHAT THE UNITED STATES IS DOING IN THE UNITED STATES, UNITED STATES WOULD INVADE THE UNITED STATES TO LIBERATE THE UNITED STATES FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE UNITED STATES

[mary⁷ @koonimies]

just landed in zohran mamdani’s new york i can’t wait to get three abortions punch an ICE officer and then convert to islam

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

Crazy white boys, when they deliver, they DELIVER

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon's haunted

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

[Maw @TheEbonyMaw]

Good morning.

[wett blanket @Osuclintyahooc1]

28 yards

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Zohran Mamdani’s message to Donald Trump after his historic NYC mayoral win:

“New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant. So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us.”

[Delux Poke @PistolPetesBro]

Oklahoma State attendance after 14 straight FBS losses.

[abby @abbymariiie]

nobody, and i mean nobody can convince me that we don’t have the best fan base in cfb

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

DON’T GO IN THE OCEANS

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

The Washington Post paywalled this so you wouldn't get to read it

[Did Joe Biden Die Today? @DidJoeBidenDie]

꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ no 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

I remember Coach Gundy coming to my high school and telling me that if I came in and did everything I was supposed to do..I'd be in the pros in 3 years…He said he thought I had that type of talent…I trusted him..and it happened…Thank you Coach for giving me an opportunity to live out my dream!

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Start popping more Tylenol ladies, this country needs more trains