Not Jason Kenney

The Official Twitter Account of Not Jason Kenney, Not the Premier of Alberta

[Not Jason Kenney @NotJason_Kenney]

@ABDanielleSmith @KayceeMaduYEG

[Not Jason Kenney @NotJason_Kenney]

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

[Not Jason Kenney @NotJason_Kenney]

@NicoleCowie3 @LindsayWiebeRD @TheBreakdownAB @jkenney Puppets are always the best choice!

[Not Jason Kenney @NotJason_Kenney]

Well fuck.

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[Not Jason Kenney @NotJason_Kenney]

@radical_ranger1 @TheBreakdownAB I’M NEVER LEAVING!!!

THIS PRIVINCE IS MINE!

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

[Not Jason Kenney @NotJason_Kenney]

I’m not going anywhere!

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[FUCP lost in AB 🏳️‍🌈🏔️🩺🌱 @radical_ranger1]

@TheBreakdownAB Here’s the @YYCRagingGranny take. Lots of fun stuff here! Watch it to then end (it’s not long) and please share! https://t.co/9tc1MDV9Xj

[Not Jason Kenney @NotJason_Kenney]

I really just wanted a hug…

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

[The Breakdown @TheBreakdownAB]

Someone is feeling tragically left out, and he was even all prepared and everything!

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[Not Jason Kenney @NotJason_Kenney]

Hey Alberta,

Just wanted to say, even I recognize how bad this is.

And I’m made of plaster and foam...

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

[Malgorzata (Gosia) Gasperowicz @GosiaGasperoPhD]

Of today's 2433 new cases 699 are children. That's 29%.

[The Breakdown @TheBreakdownAB]

Our new episode is live!

Recall legislation! Physicians contracts! Bigfoot!

And @NotJason_Kenney lets us in on the secret plan for economic recovery.

Hint, it’s literally a “Secret”.

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

[The Breakdown @TheBreakdownAB]

New Episode Sunday!

@Alia_Kohlmann is back for a sit down with @NotJason_Kenney!

And he’s more than happy to explain his theory on why some people are struggling to understand the War Room...

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

[Not Jason Kenney @NotJason_Kenney]

Among major energy producers, Alberta is among them!

Of all the countries in the world, Alberta is among them!

Of all the places in the solar system, Alberta is among them!

Except Pluto. But that was the feds!

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

[Jason Kenney 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇮🇱 @jkenney]

Of all major energy producers, Canada has among the highest environmental, human rights, and labour standards on earth.

The world needs more Canadian energy, not less.

https://t.co/UZQn8w1ndY

[Not Jason Kenney @NotJason_Kenney]

@n_droo_yu_el @TheBreakdownAB Don’t judge me!

[Not Jason Kenney @NotJason_Kenney]

He finally followed my lead!

You’re welcome Alberta!

I’m going to go enjoyed a well deserved dinner of fries and shakes now!

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

[Jason Kenney 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇮🇱 @jkenney]

Alberta has always had close ties to the United States, so it’s painful to watch the bizarre scenes unfolding at the US Capitol today.

Political violence is always wrong, especially when it seeks to interrupt the peaceful transition of power in a democracy.

[Not Jason Kenney @NotJason_Kenney]

.@jkenney can’t find the time to condemn the actions of domestic terrorists in the US, including media figure @TheRealKeean who is inciting these actions...

So I will.

They’re terrorists. All of them. They should be met with the full force of the law.

I need a milkshake...

[The Breakdown @TheBreakdownAB]

From all of us at The Breakdown to all of you and yours, we would like to wish you a safe and very Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

[Not Jason Kenney @NotJason_Kenney]

@davecournoyer @TheBreakdownAB @LeelaAheer @ThomasDangAB @JanisIrwin @RicMcIver @RachelNotley @pancholi_rakhi @DShepYEG @daveberta Dammit! I knew I should have set up more voting kiosks!

[Not Jason Kenney @NotJason_Kenney]

No.

Vote for @carter_AB.

@TheBreakdownAB gets enough mileage out of me.

And I still haven’t gotten my @McDonalds fries and shake from them...

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

[Nate Pike @NatePike]

That would be pretty funny.

Plus we brought @NotJason_Kenney to the world of #ableg and #abpoli...

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

[Not Jason Kenney @NotJason_Kenney]

@AB_MD_WarRoom Did someone say happy meal?

[Not Jason Kenney @NotJason_Kenney]

Our veterans made sacrifices in both World Wars!

They’re mostly over the age of 82 now, so we’re gonna have to ask them to make sacrifices in the war against COVID.

Because we’re not willing to make sacrifices ourselves!

Especially not our economy!

#abpoli #abelg #cdnpoli

[Jason Kenney 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇮🇱 @jkenney]

Remembrance Day started as a way to remember and honour those who made the ultimate sacrifice in the First World War.

More than 60,000 Canadians were killed in the four-year conflict, and more than 172,000 were injured. #CanadaRemembers

https://t.co/oevn3KClOj

[Not Jason Kenney @NotJason_Kenney]

@ruebyretro FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!