Jill

Shit Jill says

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First things first I'm the temptest

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Sometimes I wonder what human meat would taste like.

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Carrots are the dinner mints of binge eating.

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Napoleon = Jesus

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@thoughtsmax excuse you!

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Mountain Dew looks like highlighter fluid.

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Lana Del Rey's life must be so hard. https://t.co/F73R7kQhVB

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Correction: the previous tweet should not have contained lower case letters.

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This is a really fancy fridge!