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#nofilter thoughts i have
Parody account, not actually Bill Nye

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i don't care about your life!!!!!

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Does no shave november mean no shaving pubes?

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Slow internet and 2G speeds are issues our nation needs to address

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Sometime you cant keep your eyes off the booty because once you look away it's GONE.

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Wow its July.

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Feeling ugly? Stand in the dark u can't see urself they can't see u

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I use buzzfeed quizzes to direct my life decisions

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Mirrors show you how ugly you truly are.

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@pangcupine is that an innuendo

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@Kyletizzle @sreeves9 @maxswei it says your tweet is in Italian sorry I can't read that

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@sreeves9 @maxswei feminine care products

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@Kerry_ann16 @NotJillZmolek thank you for your blessing father

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@NotJillZmolek ey baybee

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I've seen you drive I could drink 5 beers and you'd still look like the drunk one

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Yo yo yo is just I I I in Spanish let's start saying I I I.

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You suck like a mosquito

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Plz do not post your injuries on the internet I don't wanna see that

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Its June

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Use wikihow for everything

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Guess I can't use final exam calculator bc its porn