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SummerSlam 2026: The Revenge of Nicholas

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Remember Nicholas? This is him now. Feeling old yet? #Wrestlemania

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#AEWDoN

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CM Punk looks a lot different nowadays. #AEWDoN

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SCU feels like they could use a manager. Maybe some sex appeal.

Maybe... #AEWDoN

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I go from working with Jerry Lawler, who might as well wear a potato sack to work, to working with a guy in a mask.

Can people just dress fucking normally? #AEWDoN

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I have sneaky snacks under my hat for tonight. Gummy worms and cookie dough bites. #AEWDoN

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AEW hasn't once bragged about having more Pinterest followers than NASCAR. Is this even pro wrestling? #AEWDoN

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Was that Nicholas who just did the Fortnite dance? Wow. AEW really is coming after WWE. #AEWDoN

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Is the hashtag #AEWDoN, #DoubleOrNothing or #AEWDoubleorNothing?

This is why WWE puts it in the corner of the screen, because, as wrestling fans, we're moronic children and can't come to a decision on our own.

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"Wrestling can't live in the past!"

"HOLY SHIT IT'S GLACIER"

(Shut up. It's a joke.) #DoubleOrNothing

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who the heck is this chonky boi 🐶 #DoubleOrNothing

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Is this NXT? #DoubleOrNothing

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Someone better win the 24/7 Title on the flight to Saudi Arabia. At least something positive can come out of that shit. #Raw

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Wait, I mean

If Bobby Roode doesn't lose the title within the next five minutes, the title is a joke. #Raw

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If Titus doesn't lose the title by the end of #Raw, this title sucks.

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You know the awkardness of a ladder match when someone has to pretend they can't just pull the title down right then and there?

This is that, but the awkwardness is the entire thing. #Raw

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Foley: Please clap #Raw

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How does a NON-Hardcore version of the 24/7 title work? Wrestling matches can only have pinfalls in the ring. So it's falls count anywhere, but not no-DQ? But if you tackle someone onto the Wendy's table, that's a table. Is that a DQ?

HOW DOES THIS MAKE SENSE? #Raw

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Remember the fun of the 24/7 Hardcore title?

It's like that, minus the chairs. Ladders. Trash cans. Kitchen sink. Stop signs. Raven. The Flock. Brooms. Norman Smiley. All the fun stuff. #Raw

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Foley: May I present to you the 24/7 TITLE?

Crowd: Huh? #Raw

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WHAT'S IN THE BAG? WHAT'S IN THE BAG?! #Raw