TheFakeJimmyHaslam

[TheFakeJimmyHaslam @NotJimmyHaslamz]

Fans say the organization lacks self-awareness. I disagree. We are extremely aware that the parking lots will still fill up. Get me paid bitches! Jimmy out!

[TheFakeJimmyHaslam @NotJimmyHaslamz]

I’ve heard your concerns about the Deshaun decision. We’ll be addressing them immediately after I finish opening this new Browns Experience Center, where fans can experience concern in immersive 4D! #brownsowner #clevelandbrowns #massagewatson

[TheFakeJimmyHaslam @NotJimmyHaslamz]

Fans say the organization lacks self-awareness. I disagree. We are extremely aware that the parking lots will still fill up. Get me paid bitches! Jimmy out!

[TheFakeJimmyHaslam @NotJimmyHaslamz]

@dalvinthetruth Get me paid Bish!!!! All about dem duckets! Not my problem these peasants get showing! Jimmy out!

[TheFakeJimmyHaslam @NotJimmyHaslamz]

@augustin_c04 @deadleaves_ @Browns Yeah get me paid bit€h!!! #jimmysworld

[TheFakeJimmyHaslam @NotJimmyHaslamz]

@923TheFan Insurance money baby!!!! Get me to Jimmys world!

[TheFakeJimmyHaslam @NotJimmyHaslamz]

@atlTVnews Constancy makes a winning culture! #massagewatson

[TheFakeJimmyHaslam @NotJimmyHaslamz]

@DawgsByNature Yeah it’s all his fault!

[TheFakeJimmyHaslam @NotJimmyHaslamz]

I understand some fans are upset. As someone who has personally watched exactly seven minutes of preseason football from a climate-controlled suite, I can assure you: vibes are improving. #browns #cleveland #massagewatson

[TheFakeJimmyHaslam @NotJimmyHaslamz]

To fans saying this franchise is out of touch: I was in Cleveland last month. I waved at several people from my limo. #browns #cleveland #massagewatson

[TheFakeJimmyHaslam @NotJimmyHaslamz]

We chose our Week 1 quarterback using the same process that built this organization: confidence, optimism, and a document I was specifically advised not to read. #browns #cleveland #massagewatson

[TheFakeJimmyHaslam @NotJimmyHaslamz]

In the Haslam family, we believe every investment deserves a second chance. Sometimes a third. Occasionally a medically inadvisable fourth. #browns #deshaun #jimmysworld

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

The last player Cleveland has hated more than Deshaun Watson

[Roberto Shenanigans @Rob_Shenanigans]

Mary Kay Cabot is literally the only member of the media defending Deshaun Watson today and that tracks perfectly

[Cleveland Sports Talk @CLEsportsTalk]

This is fake and made with AI...but it will have you laughing loudly 🤣🤣🤣

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

The Browns really just announced this guy as the starting QB

[TheFakeJimmyHaslam @NotJimmyHaslamz]

CLE COUGHpeasantsCOUGH, excuse me I mean fans. Starting Deshaun is good business trust my business career look what I did at Pilot Flying J… I know what’s best! JH out! #fraud

[TheFakeJimmyHaslam @NotJimmyHaslamz]

@Browns Read the room, dysfunction at its finest….

[Evan Dammarell @AmNotEvan]

The #Browns QB battle

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

He’s right. Fans at road games do cheer when you throw an interception.