Weekdays: Comedy TV producer #GrahamNorton#RussellHoward etc.
Producer @ink_cinema podcast
Weekends: Sitting around in my own filth writing screenplays
@UberUKsupport my email address appears to be being used for another uber account in Liverpool. I suspect this is fraud but can't find a way to contact uber directly about this. Can you help?
@megabusuk I have tried to book tickets several times today but it keeps saying payment info or address not correct when I try to pay. Address is certainly correct and have tried several cards...
Wow this accent is all over the shop. Swims from cockney, to public school boy posh to brummy and even a little east Midlands.
Shoulda chucked in some scouse or geordie just for the sake
"You're not gonna believe this: my cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding."
@slondonuk Out of interest what prompted the return? Isn't life better without it?
I'm logging in about once every two days now, remind myself why I hate this cesspool of bad discourse then log out again. I reckon I'll be down to logging in just once a week to check DM's by next month.
Friday, time to crack open a decaf tea and get earnest: thank you for the nice messages about Ladhood S2. For the first time ever I can say, sincerely, there are too many to reply to but I cherish each one. Definitely follow, thank, praise the cast & crew too. Roll on series 3.
@Al_Bankole@JamieJackson___ These Guardian lists are always wild. Casino, Irishman and Scarface (1983) all better than Donnie Brasco (which is very good but not excellent) and Carlito's Way needs to be in there in the top 10.
I also put original godfather above godfather part 2
Twitter really is an endless carnival of strangers feeling free to say things to each other that would easily be sufficient grounds for a fistfight if said in person.