Joe Horton

writer, director, lifter. put that together and what do you get? someone who all the girlies say is pretty fly white guy

[Simpsons Quotes @SimpsonsGreats]

Oh, no! Dad’s been drugged.
- No, he hasn’t.

[The Sopranos Quotes @TheSopranosQ]

Tony- “Uncle June’s in the muff!”

Junior- “What?!”

Tony- “Oh sorry, did I say muff? I meant rough!”

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Piers Morgan's response on why his interview was trash and his questions were meaningless

[Duffman @simpsonsfeed]

"Hot stuff, coming through!"

[The Sopranos Quotes @TheSopranosQ]

Guy comes home with flowers. "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now," his wife says. "Why?", he asks, "don't ya have a vase?"–Uncle Junior

[Simpsons Quotes @SimpsonsGreats]

Homer Simpson!
You stand accused of eating half the population of the Planet of the Doughnuts.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

#21stCenturyFox

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

Almost 29 years ago, Sergeant Al Powell helped save dozens of lives after being sent to investigate a prank call at Nakatomi Plaza.

As we do every year, we honour his bravery by showing the documentary Die Hard, this Sunday at 10pm

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"If somebody's in here, you're in for some serious ass forkin'."

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING: Donald Trump is set to come to Britain on *26th/27th February*. Let's make this the biggest demonstration in British history. Sign up here NOW: https://t.co/zK8jERfOE2

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"You should not drink to forget your problems."
"Yeah, you should always drink to enhance your social skills."

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

“Hmm. How can anyone make a word out of these lousy letters?"

[Joe Horton @NotAdamHorton]

Like how they based Henry Cavills face on Stan Smith after the moustache removal

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

“You want to pick on immigrants? Then pick on Willie!”
“Willie, please, the children want to pick on someone their own size.”

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed you, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is, you."

[KasabianHQ @KasabianHQ]

Sergio's first home demo of You're In Love With A Psycho recorded on his phone during the making of FCOL. Full 4:14 version on our Facebook page x

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Can't make a float without flowers."
"True enough. But did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?"

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"The engine room has sprung a leak! It's filling up with a clear, non-alcoholic liquid!"

[Duffman @simpsonsfeed]

"Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever...thy will be done."