Ken Paxton (Parody)

Proudly representing alleged bribery, abuse of office, and marital fidelity issues since forever
Still employed somehow

[Ken Paxton (Parody) @NotKenPaxtonAG]

Shout out @LPTexas

[Ken Paxton (Parody) @NotKenPaxtonAG]

@TorqueWrench69 @timmyincognito @_basicbeach_ lmmfao

[Holden @Holden114]

I'm okay losing a Senate seat to tell the GOP to quit nominating immoral crooks.

[Ken Paxton (Parody) @NotKenPaxtonAG]

@manuraven74

[Ken Paxton (Parody) @NotKenPaxtonAG]

@chrisG7676 @_Hippie_Mikey I've interacted with him extensively under other accounts and its the latter.

[Flock Respecter @FlockRespecter]

Lots of controversy surrounding @ycombinator on the timeline today after two senior executives and “partners” claimed to hire Americans all whilst mocking and thumbing their noses at the mere notion of actually doing so.

Let’s take a look at just their affiliate badge employees:

[Ken Paxton (Parody) @NotKenPaxtonAG]

@Landofillusion1 @TheLoneWolfonX vert der ferk

[Ken Paxton (Parody) @NotKenPaxtonAG]

@manuraven74 Happy to be here. @chargersmommy spoke highly of yall.

[Ken Paxton (Parody) @NotKenPaxtonAG]

@manuraven74 our place: on top and bending others to our will! ;)

[Nathan Bailey @manuraven74]

This being Lauren's baby, expect a banger. 🤣

[Ken Paxton (Parody) @NotKenPaxtonAG]

When I'm senator I'll introduce a bill making Letterology the cult of America while also outlawing numerology.

[PorkyTrump @PorkyTrumpAF]

https://t.co/yUIrL0KQGB

[Ken Paxton (Parody) @NotKenPaxtonAG]

@PorkyTrumpAF telling the truth isn't talking shit

[Ken Paxton (Parody) @NotKenPaxtonAG]

@PorkyTrumpAF eating my chief of staffs ass, cant speak at the moment

[Ken Paxton (Parody) @NotKenPaxtonAG]

@DanPatrick Wouldn't you be better off in assisted living at your age?

[Ken Paxton (Parody) @NotKenPaxtonAG]

@JuliaGulia621 @manuraven74 @pRizzomaga Today is for hearing diverse persepctives, but tomorrow is for fighting.

[Ken Paxton (Parody) @NotKenPaxtonAG]

@manuraven74 Americans didn't wait for france to defeat the british. In this same spirit, Iranians must finish the job as the US has done the bulk of the heavy lifting.

We can not, and should not, be your revolution.

[Ken Paxton (Parody) @NotKenPaxtonAG]

@beachhawk874 @manuraven74 @Caffein8edPeter damn dude, you're on fire today. #based

[Ken Paxton (Parody) @NotKenPaxtonAG]

@manuraven74 Replacing the Iranian government with a monarchy (@PahlaviReza) goes against what America stands for.

America and Israel have done the bulk of the work. Let those of Iranian descent return to their homeland to build what they have advocated for from the safety of the west.

[Ken Paxton (Parody) @NotKenPaxtonAG]

@Cpawnnews2 @manuraven74 bingo

[Ken Paxton (Parody) @NotKenPaxtonAG]

@beachhawk874 @archive_gem @manuraven74 yup