Doesnt Speak Klingon

An American, raised in a parliamentary democracy, living under communism. I don't talk politics.

[Doesnt Speak Klingon @NotKlingonRed]

Me, apparently high: I don't want to do anything.
But I don't want to do any other thing, either.

I need a translator for my own brain.

[Doesnt Speak Klingon @NotKlingonRed]

@NoContextHumans 15+60=75

[Doesnt Speak Klingon @NotKlingonRed]

@AdamCSharp I don't know why, but I hear this meme in an Irish accent. (I'm not Irish)

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Best magic trick ever....❤️😂

[Torin Monahan @TorinMonahan]

Wow. I got my first #ChatGPT-written paper for an undergrad assignment on positionality. This line was the tell: “I do not have a personal history, identity, or culture in the traditional sense because I am an artificial intelligence language model.” Ooof!

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

this AI beer commercial looks exactly like how an alien intelligence would understand our beer commercials https://t.co/mn3OzW32ww

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square, unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.

[ℂ𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕟 𝔾𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 #smokefléét🇨🇦 @geekyginge]

Can’t blame her, really. If there’s one thing Jesus knew, it was how to handle nails.

I’ll show myself out 😏

[Richard J Torres @rjkeats_98]

“I am very cute, I am very alone and I'm very protective of my body. I do not want it violated, or killed, all right? I need help!”

If you know what movie that’s from you’re my kind of people

[Doesnt Speak Klingon @NotKlingonRed]

@fesshole I turn each and every egg, to check that I'm not buying a cracked egg.

[Doesnt Speak Klingon @NotKlingonRed]

@imaginmatrix My first thought on this is that traditional Chinese music is based on a 5 tone system, not 7, so their notation would have to be different, but I have no resource to offer.

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

I woke up earlier than normal and did a couple small things and my boyfriend said “you’re full of quests this morning” and u know what. he’s right. will not be describing my little tasks as anything other than quests from now on.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Marriage pro tip: Just because you’re awake, doesn’t mean you should get up first.

[McDad @mcdadstuff]

My daughter wanted to know what I was protesting when I used to burn cds and someone just go ahead and take me to the nursing home

[Wampler™ @ScottWamplerRIP]

Absolutely nothing in this world makes me feel as old in the same way that watching current SNL and learning who the musical guest is, does. They could be making some of these up and I'd have no idea

[Doesnt Speak Klingon @NotKlingonRed]

@MadScientistFF A Hummer, in any non-military setting.