Kal

Just me.

[Kal @NotLikeKaylem]

@HAZELMA14 Also as a teacher, I can assure you that it's the same as the other months' wages because it was worked out prorata.

[Kal @NotLikeKaylem]

#jeremyvine does Nana not understand that teachers are not paid for holidays? Why is this narrative still a thing? Who is going to pay the teachers for these additional hours?

[Kal @NotLikeKaylem]

@JeremyVineOn5 the question was 'how likely are teachers to get the virus', not the death rate. Sarah Jarvis spinning her own narrative yet again. It's nearly twice as high, by the way.

[Kal @NotLikeKaylem]

Roses are red,
Here's Miss Finster,
Its an annual reminder
That I'm dying a spinster.
#recess #valentines #poetry

[Kal @NotLikeKaylem]

@JeremyVineOn5 and what's wrong with the spare room of your mum's house? If you're going to degrade people, don't bring financial circumstances into #notalltrolls #JeremyVine

[Kal @NotLikeKaylem]

@JeremyVineOn5 Sarah Jarvis talking nonsense about schools again.

[Kal @NotLikeKaylem]

*Not being funny, but...*
In a little over a month, it will mark 1 year since @carolineflack1 death and the #bekind brigade. Feel some of these people jumped ship prematurely when they're using an already horrific experience to isolate and shame others. Rise above it, huns 💕

[Kal @NotLikeKaylem]

@perksofteaching 😭 this is adorable!

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Why do huns still try to catfish with photos that look like there were taken on a Motorola razr.

[Kal @NotLikeKaylem]

Match matchy

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2020: shit happens
THesE aRE UNprECEdEntED tiMEs.

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Me when someone orders a poached egg on Four In a Bed. @Channel4

[Kal @NotLikeKaylem]

@theJeremyVine What is the need for fuelling the hate towards teachers from your socially distanced desk?

[Kal @NotLikeKaylem]

@emxnightingale 😂😂 reeling them in

[Kal @NotLikeKaylem]

Legit never needed a sugar daddy so much 😭

[Kal @NotLikeKaylem]

This is how I imagine Boris behind closed doors with Dominic.

[Kal @NotLikeKaylem]

If I had a pound for every time I was asked 'how do you know you're gay if you haven't tried it with a woman?', I'd be set for this upcoming recession.

[Kal @NotLikeKaylem]

@NOWTV just scrolling through your 'best of 00s' section and Mean Girls isn't listed in it. Sacrilege #fuglyslutphobia