Hildegard von Sadden

marketing/communications hack & freelance musician & occasional poet.
disclaimer: a decidedly unprofessional account.
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[Hildegard von Sadden @NotLikeRonald]

did you know that if you try to post about twitter/X being broken it doesn't work?

[Hildegard von Sadden @NotLikeRonald]

logging back on to my Personal Twitter bc I need to scream about how broken the analytics are for Work Twitter

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nothing quite like the unbridled chaos of big allergy sneezes while shedding my uterine lining

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(yes I bought it lol)

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obsessed with this vintage charm bracelet i found yesterday that's basically a medical alert bracelet that demands last rites instead of saying you need insulin or an epipen

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@DaveMcNamee3000 art

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i have literally seen people describe themselves as the following on linkedin:
operations junkie
💫 career alchemist
curious lead
cannabis caregiver
✨️ creativity doula
event management nut
hardest-working man in YOLO biz
customer experience fanatic

(i wish I was kidding)

[Hildegard von Sadden @NotLikeRonald]

ok I genuinely don't understand how people who do keto aren't constipated 200% of the time

like, all u eat is meat and cheese wtf

[Hildegard von Sadden @NotLikeRonald]

professional accomplishments this year include hoodwinking the very hip Albanian (quadrilingual) Gen Z demand-gen girly at work to think I'm cool

[Hildegard von Sadden @NotLikeRonald]

I am once again begging for an easy way to type an em dash

[Hildegard von Sadden @NotLikeRonald]

just had a meeting with four tech bros about the untapped market of advertisers selling manscaping products and all four tech bros started blushing; being a woman is very funny

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i know I'm a little late to this season of #LoveIsBlind, but the show continues to astonish with the toxic men they unearth from the bowels of society

[AVC @annevclark]

The reason unions are badass is if a billionaire walks into your office and starts demanding you work 12 hours a day 7 days a week to prove to him you deserve your job, you and your coworkers can legally make that one of the worst days of his life.

[Hildegard von Sadden @NotLikeRonald]

@ErinEARoss I've had incredibly stubborn insomnia/bad sleep patterns literally as long as I can remember. after 3yrs on Adderall, I'm finally getting ~6-7hrs/night instead of 5.

[Hildegard von Sadden @NotLikeRonald]

@carter__jacob I would at least love an internship

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I like my job and life okay but I also would like to spend more time in my bathtub listening to enya while mildly stoned until I feel like my heart is going to fall out of my body

[Hildegard von Sadden @NotLikeRonald]

just found out my college login still works for Statista I am going HAM over here

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@HunterNuts @GreenlightFiber greenlight's internet itself is definitely far superior to anything from Spectrum, but the lack of communication and customer service infrastructure is just as bad (if not worse)

[Hildegard von Sadden @NotLikeRonald]

@a_vulaj @GreenlightFiber amen! would love reimbursement on my Verizon bill this month haha