Mr. Johnny

Mr Johnny rose from the dead on October 31 2025 to save the Minnesota Timberwolves.

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

FROM THE DESK OF MRS. JOHNNY:

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@JMacFan01 @tobyluvr32 @NotBigJelly @bilb_bilby @BigtenBenn @DrAntman22

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

There are no open seats besides in the back. This post sucks

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

You have an 8 hour flight, which celebrity are you sitting next to?

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

Siri play Slam by Onyx

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Reporter: “Stephen A. Smith said he would blame you if the Knicks lost tonight how do you respond?”

Trump: “I think he's a nice guy but you need a certain aptitude to run for president. You need a high IQ, I don't really think Stephen A Smith has that”

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[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

@JMacFan01 Don’t worry bro I’d make sure AI did you right and gave you a gigantic rack or something

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

Thinking about getting a printer canvas of Lachlan for my office

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

This one time, Lachlan and I was in Wyoming fishin n shit. True story.

Believe that

Castin reels n shit

Worms

The whole deal

Fishin bros

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

Time to get over it fellas, Kobe is dead. Can’t sit with him at any table. He’s dead.

[CONQUERtheNO.org 🫶🏽 @conquertheno]

Which table are you choosing?

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

@JMacFan01 We gotta pay for that Red Panda halftime show somehow man. That hoe ain’t cheap

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

A lot of critics regarding the Timberwolves new jerseys acting like they forgot we’ve had the worst fucking jerseys in sports for 15 years dog

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

@JMacFan01 How you gonna watch that and say that ain’t Antonio Ramiro Romo

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

Tony Romo

[Football Is Life @FootbaIl_Tweets]

Can you guess which NFL player this is? 👀

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

Sup @JMacFan01

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Today is National Best Friends Day

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

@BigtenBenn Lachy on my mind when I’m with my girl, I’m not afraid to admit that

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

Boy if you left me alone, right now I’d be fishin

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

When the Timberwolves admin says goodnight on an Instagram post, you comment back goodnight. Those are just the rules

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

This sounds great

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

First one to go 0-82 wins

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

Tony Romo @SamDiSalle

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

I met @JMacFan01 down at Aldean’s, he said that he saw me walking in about a mile away

[Mr. Johnny @NotLukaGarza]

Let’s go @JMacFan01