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Good Morning Everybody , Brush Dem Tongues , Brush Dat Roof , Wash Yo Ass & Thank God Fa Another 24- Kodak

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@NotLukaGarza @GBPackers724 met Tony Romo today.

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@jonbonchoyv And for some god damn reason it’s so much fuckin better.

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@NotLukaGarza You mean Magic Mike? Heard of him. Awoo.

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@BarstoolBigCat #thankyouBigCat

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@ZachInMillioke

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Went with @NotLukaGarza last night to support while he got some fresh ink. He’s committed to say the least.
#Awoo51 @Timberwolves

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@hlrule Just bumping heads? What was the drama?

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@jonbonchoyv I should have done the same.

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I need @jonbonchoyv in that fucking Brewers bullpen YESTERDAY. Fire Grant “covered in piss” Anderson into the moon.

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@jonbonchoyv Keep it hushed though, don’t tell the boys.

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Visiting my wife’s grandparents at their new retirement facility.
Might leave the yap in the couch cushion of the community room sofa. Get the olds buzzin. 💨

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Can someone put these tits on Bernie Brewer for me? Getting a tattoo done.

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Got the type of buzz that makes you look for opposite jersey colors in the parking lot.

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Since no one else will say it, a $5.59 Filet-o-fish?!?!
Absurd.

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Sneakin a J behind the yard shed season is officially back.

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@BFW Anyone say Norfolk St. for the “two mascots” brain teaser?

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@jonbonchoyv There’s a yearning to know how many weeks he was top scorer. Like a lost bible verse.

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I’m so excited to get fucked up and move snow.

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Most nights it’s a sleeve of Nutter Butters and a half gallon of milk. Not tonight, tonight it was 3 double Gin and juices. 👍🏼