Morgan Guo

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

[Morgan Guo @NotMorganGuo]

@SnewtonScott @GRDecter My favourite is when they tweet out a news article link and say “why hasn’t mainstream media picked up on this?”

[Morgan Guo @NotMorganGuo]

@iamkennethchan Congratulations Kenneth!

[Morgan Guo @NotMorganGuo]

@sharifmatar This is so they can’t screenshot your text and send it to their group chat.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Opinion: I see no choice but to resign from this Death Star as it begins to explode https://t.co/MrkM4lIfdl

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[Liam Stack @liamstack]

There is always a local angle!!

[Morgan Guo @NotMorganGuo]

@eringriffith “If you don’t like what is being said, change the conversation.” - Don Draper

[Kristen Brancaccio @kristensreality]

they're playing in the empty toilet paper aisle i'm scREAMING
credit to @BonnievonDuyke #ShipsGoingDown #RMSToiletPaper #covid19

[Up Top Culture @UpTopCulture]

when you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it��s tucked

[Morgan Guo @NotMorganGuo]

@lynhamaaryn Amen. 🙏🏻

[Morgan Guo @NotMorganGuo]

@BrittanyWard League expansion. The NHL started with 4 Canadian teams, then expanded to the States in ‘24. Likewise, the NBA started in the States and expanded to Canada in ‘95 with the Vancouver Grizzlies in the west and the Toronto Raptors in the east.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Remy. She’s a jenga legend. Not sure why anybody doubted her. It’s a simple game when you’re good. 14/10

[Caroline Kenny @carolinerkenny]

.@chicagotribune with the local angle

[Michael Reeves @michaelreeves]

I built a Roomba that swears when it bumps into stuff

[Tim Powers @powerstim]

Great news! @rugbycanada @rugbyns Thank you Zach Churchill! Game on: Education minister orders rugby reinstated at Nova Scotia high schools
https://t.co/l9PN6Aj0dF

[Dej301 💜 @_dlew32]

I cant afford a gym membership so 😂

[Sporting News MLB @sn_mlb]

How did Collin McHugh avoid this?

[Sunflower🌻 @_Christar_]

My brother just sent me this video of my dad making a path for my mom to walk. I’m in love 😭😍 this is precious