Benchiladas 🇵🇸

Benchiladas he/him

I play Supper Smorsh Bittles Mealtime for the Nenggongal Gamefoul

I work with abandoned mine lands

[Benchiladas 🇵🇸 @NotNicholasCage]

After my latest dive into Arabic twitter the algorithm now thinks I'm a hotep.
I'm going to see if I can make it think I'm a white woman in the sun belt next.

[Benchiladas 🇵🇸 @NotNicholasCage]

@RiKisSlick22 Lord forgive a man for wanting some tartness

[Benchiladas 🇵🇸 @NotNicholasCage]

As someone who has just driven from coastal NC back to IN this is just straight up not true.

[Governor Mike Braun @GovBraun]

Welcome to Indiana, race fans! We hope you enjoy the greatest spectacle in racing—as well as the lowest gas prices in the country, thanks to our aggressive focus on affordability.

[Benchiladas 🇵🇸 @NotNicholasCage]

@Dogs_Johnson Finally,
Dogs_Jackson

[Benchiladas 🇵🇸 @NotNicholasCage]

It's possible to mismanage water regardless of economic ideology.

[socialism with midwestern characteristics @SewerSocialism]

Capitalists literally right now:

[Benchiladas 🇵🇸 @NotNicholasCage]

@HoosierEnquirer They literally don't lock the doors. (they did briefly after vandalism over 20yrs ago)
You can just walk in, I've been there several times it's a cool building.

[Benchiladas 🇵🇸 @NotNicholasCage]

@LatinSSBM Consider trying to occasionally have fun in the video game, you can do it!

[Benchiladas 🇵🇸 @NotNicholasCage]

EFI is good, a few sensors are reasonable.
Carburetors suck, especially now that you can find ECU rips on GitHub.
Car can have some computer as a treat.

[R.Hayakawa, PhD Otago, MAs Chiba/Aoyama/Hawaii @riekohayakawa]

米国政府が、麻薬が日本経由で中国から入って来ることを公式にしました。日本の犯罪組織との対応になると思います。
闇社会を追うジャーナリスト、Seanの記事です。
数年前私に問い合わせがあり、日本ヤクザの存在を伝えました。刺青の女ヤクザは西洋人が好みそうなテーマですが・・

「西村が入り込んだ当時、ヤクザは勢いづいていた。世界中の多くの組織犯罪集団とは異なり、ヤクザは自分たちを「アウトサイダー」とは考えていなかった。彼らは長い間制度に組み込まれており、国家に対抗するのではなく、国家と共に力を蓄えてきた。彼らは封建時代の侍とのつながりを主張し、日本帝国軍に代わってアジアの略奪に加担した。20世紀半ばまでに、ヤクザが所有する映画会社や漫画出版社によって、「愛国的な犯罪者」という彼らのイメージはさらに美化されていた。」

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

*zoomer Rodney Dangerfield*
I told my hb it’s problematic that he’s 20 and dating a high schooler.
He said “No cap?”
Yea, no gown either!

[Benchiladas 🇵🇸 @NotNicholasCage]

@voorhese The most real shit ever posted

[Benchiladas 🇵🇸 @NotNicholasCage]

Found some sheik players @INSANECARZYGUY

[Benchiladas 🇵🇸 @NotNicholasCage]

@dylanali_ Chris had no ideological motives, just childhood trauma and military training. It was one hit at a time, one day at a time.

[Lupercuck Fatale @Trans_Lykeia]

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

@deedydas Not a knock on you because you’re just describing a very specific group of people in a very specific place but my god what a pathetic post about a pathetic group of people. Someone should smack these people and tell them to shut the fuck up

[Benchiladas 🇵🇸 @NotNicholasCage]

*loud incorrect buzzer*

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: riding the Shinkansen quietly
This is so peaceful.

Old Japanese woman beside me: You are sitting in my son's energy.

Me: I'm sorry?

Old woman: His spirit likes window seats.

Me: Is your son—

Old woman: Alive. Just dramatic.

Me: Oh.

She opens a bag and hands me an orange.

Old woman: Eat.

Me: Thank you?

Old woman: You look calcium deficient.

Me: That's an insane thing to say to a stranger.

Old woman: I raised three boys. I can tell.

pause

Train becomes completely silent.

Old woman suddenly points across aisle.

Old woman: That man is lying.

Me: About what.

Old woman: Everything.

Me: You don't even know him.

Old woman: His shoes are too shiny. Never trust shiny shoes on a Tuesday.

Me: It's Friday.

Old woman slowly turns toward me.

Old woman: For you.

silence

Conductor walks past and bows to her specifically.

Me: Why did the conductor bow extra low.

Old woman casually sipping tea: I used to own him.

Me: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

[Kolchak the Daywalker 😇 🐊 🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦🍌 @ArthurKolchak]

Oddly enough, the historical fact of the USSR's collapse has only seemed to enhance its cachet amongst the neurotic as a kind of mystical folk paradise onto which they can project all their hopes and dreams. It is, as a quippier poaster than me stated, 'the Roman Empire for the Unemployed.'

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die

guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

[Consumer Softproducts Oy @CSoftproducts]

why do you think i included that in cruelty squad? i love that plastic crap

[Benchiladas 🇵🇸 @NotNicholasCage]

@HoosierEnquirer Idk what people expect when they go for the "pro-business" candidates for 20+ yrs and we get incestuous relationships between the private and public sectors. If you fell for those euphemisms whatever is next will work just as well.