Tim

Bring cake.

[Tim @NotNotTSHendrik]

It maybe two minutes to midnight on the Doomsday Clock, but it's five o'clock somewhere.

[Tim @NotNotTSHendrik]

>DECORATE<

[Tim @NotNotTSHendrik]

@GuanoLad Someone needs to make a viable alternative.

[Tim @NotNotTSHendrik]

@GuanoLad The apricot was very muted but that lemon was fire.

[Tim @NotNotTSHendrik]

My friend @GuanoLad sent me some Australian snacks. I’ll be reviewing some of them in the week ahead. You can check out the intro below. https://t.co/L30fF1jmYZ

[Tim @NotNotTSHendrik]

Allen’s snakes alive review. https://t.co/2LQOFzcBis

[Tim @NotNotTSHendrik]

Hitting a few reviews in this one. Not sure what happened to the sound part way through it. https://t.co/vadJXI3nOx

[Tim @NotNotTSHendrik]

If someone tells you their idea for TV show in a dream and you write it up in real life is that stealing?

[Tim @NotNotTSHendrik]

@GuanoLad Happens to everyone

[Tim @NotNotTSHendrik]

Is Yellowstone worth watching or is the hype overblown?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dad Finally Quits Drinking https://t.co/liy1fcK3zY

[Tim @NotNotTSHendrik]

@brianbooone This wins at Twitter.

[Tim @NotNotTSHendrik]

@jeremyharrisona Sorry, no.

[Tim @NotNotTSHendrik]

@GuanoLad I like the idea of a chicken flavored puff. Just the execution is off.

[Tim @NotNotTSHendrik]

@thelaceylondon Geez Scoob, I shouldn’t drive high.

[Henry 3000 @Henry_3000]

We've had three generations of, "Do whatever makes you feel happy!" and now everyone is happy, contented, and leads fulfilling lives.

[Tim @NotNotTSHendrik]

@RandurSiitam @MarcosPizza no comment?