The Dean

"That's not funny" is your opinion.

[The Dean @FakeDeanAccount]

I may not be book smart but I can recite the opening saga cell from Quantum Leap with vigor and confidence

So fuck you

[zafira ⚢🍉 @estrogenadonis]

hot take. boobs are really neat

[A Boy Named Suplex  @JaimsVanDerBeek]

This is a Bruiser Brody & grilled cheese sandwich appreciation post. Repost if you are a fan of both Bruiser Brody & grilled cheese sandwiches.

[The Dean @FakeDeanAccount]

I just want to get super high and listen to “More Than Words” by Extreme on repeat. Is that too much to ask for in life?

[baseballrick @baseballrick]

Been a while, but I’m actually proud to be from Ohio tonight!

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Trump failed at regime change in Iran but he succeeded in Texas

[The Dean @FakeDeanAccount]

They turned Texas blue, holy shit!

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

DEMOCRATS HAVE WON OHIO

[The Dean @FakeDeanAccount]

Just a dude from Ohio enjoying the new blue paint job.
#Elections2026

[The Dean @FakeDeanAccount]

That #BlueWave is real, that is a fantastic thing to say.

[The Dean @FakeDeanAccount]

Ya ever take a shit so big you’re not sure who to call first, the doctor or plumber?

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

This guy said the quiet part out loud and you can feel his anger and disgust…

I couldn’t agree more..

[WildGuess29 @WildGuess29]

My Halloween display includes bloody footprints on my front porch - because my kids left their fucking Legos out there again.....

[WildGuess29 @WildGuess29]

Halloween tip: drinking beer outside in a folding chair while wearing only a bathrobe causes almost all trick-or-treaters to skip your house, maximizing the number of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups you can keep for yourself.

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

This Halloween i'm handing out cigarette butts and bottle caps

[The Dean @FakeDeanAccount]

Hey M&M bag that tells me to share… who in the fuck do you think you are?

[Kat @ollkorrect0]

Friend just said to me, "I don't think you're on the spectrum but you definitely appreciate the culture"

[Kat @ollkorrect0]

I am mentally ill but I do think you should take into account that I used to be mentally iller

[The Dean @FakeDeanAccount]

The Cleveland Browns went from all of us thinking they’d win 0 games to winning twice in one god damn week

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

Of course it’s my first rodeo. Who the fuck would go to more than one of these?