Nancy von Short

Writer. Talker. Thinker. Take Risks. Be Bold. For bikes head to my other business @macchinamedia

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@Matt_Pinner Polo

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@Ruby__8090 52 people are still in the room

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Is it just me or is the @British_Airways app possibly the worst and most pointless app known to man?

Can’t check in online because apparently I don’t have an ESTA. Which I do by the way. Just like last time and the times before. Plus, constantly needs updating

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@ElonMusk_LordX 2 people

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Ok. Stranger Things finale is not worth your time. I had to fast forward the last 30 minutes because it was all just bullshit.

They fucked up the end with woke bullshit

What happened to this incredible show? #StrangerThings5

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Also adding to my last post. I spend 20 mins fluffing up one hand towel only to decide to throw it in the bin because the shade of grey didn’t match the others.

I think it’s called task avoidance and I think it may be a sign I’m either traumatised or on the spectrum somewhere

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@otokyo Your uncle (may only work if you’re British)

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@Matt_Pinner 68

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I have until Jan to bring in a new client and today I spent 2 hours brushing my crunchy towels with a dog grooming glove to try and make them fluffy again.

I did this to avoid writing the pitch I need to write that could be the answer to all my prayers.

Why you ask? Me too.

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@Matt_Pinner Mexico

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@Matt_Pinner 3452839

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@SkyNews It’s not even cold? Whenever I come across mainstream media I read it and feel like I live in another dimension or something. Because what you say v my reality is like completely different.

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@SkyNews No. He needs to FO immediately

[J BRAVO @jbravoinc]

WTF! Who's Jeff?

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Best use of AI ever

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Khamenei explains what happened to “big surprise” that was supposed to be remembered for centuries:

🤣🤣🤣

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@marshallpruett @RACERHQ If I was DCR and Abel right now, I’d be doing some yelling

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He looks like Captain Haddock in a TinTin mask @MahotJeremy

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She was STABBED TO DEATH by an asylum seeker from the hotel she worked in.

It wasn’t an ‘incident’ it was a brutal murder.

[British Transport Police @BTP]

A woman, aged 27, who has died following an incident at Bescot Stadium station has been named as her family pay tribute to her.

We ask for their privacy to be respected at this difficult time.

More here: https://t.co/9lolLKjzIe

[British Transport Police @BTP]

A woman, aged 27, who has died following an incident at Bescot Stadium station has been named as her family pay tribute to her.

We ask for their privacy to be respected at this difficult time.

More here: https://t.co/9lolLKjzIe

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What a great way to start your attempt at a come back. By slagging off all your ex friends that weren’t impressed you lied to them for years about grooming boy.

This man is vile. Keep him off our TV!

[GB News @GBNEWS]

Phillip Schofield rips apart three ex-ITV colleagues with 'no loyalty' ahead of TV return: 'They're cowards'

https://t.co/Hhi2V0x59d