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Bottom right of the political compass.|Male|24|A like, follow, or retweet does not always = an endorsement.|My jokes do not always = my actual beliefs.

[🌺Not Nuka-Cola Quantum🌺 @NotNukaColaQ50]

Away for a long time, I wasn't. Returned, I have not.

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Not 100% sure I wasn't sexually assaulted in a blacked out drunken state the other night. I remember weird, scary shit... But I was drunk enough to hallucinate, so idk.

Also some stuff I had on my person is gone.

Only 8 min I wasn't accounted for. But a lot can happen in 8 min.

[🌺Not Nuka-Cola Quantum🌺 @NotNukaColaQ50]

@EroticOwllie There's nothing wrong with it on it's own, but if it's something you want that's not happening, then it is a problem.

I just don't like to see people not getting what they want out of life. So I hope I'm at least somewhat helpful.

Just get on Tinder. I promise it will work out.

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@EternOwllie Hell yeah.

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@AustinLeleu @ELINTNews There will never be world peace as long as governments exist.

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Woke up snow! Neat.

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@attagirl222 @LiveEventsMatt @bhrenton @LOLGOP No, I don't.

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@Durtydans @FedPlots @WeaponOutfitter Probably just looking in the wrong places. I've never had too much trouble finding solid dates. (Although I do like fat chicks sometimes, so I include them in "solid dates".)

[𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚊 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 ⋒ @mommameetsworld]

When everything feels like it’s falling apart, sometimes it’s clearing the way for everything beautiful to fall into place.

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@EgoAndIts0wn I have literally no money.

[Fact @Fact]

First rule in life: If you never go after what you want, you'll never have it.

[🌺Not Nuka-Cola Quantum🌺 @NotNukaColaQ50]

@PriyambadaMoh16 @Fact Try again until you succeed. You will, unless you give up. Or die.

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Jesus... Imagine your partner turning you in to the ATF. Few things are a bigger betrayal in a relationship than cheating, but that would be one.

Is anyone worse than the ATF? They don't even try to hide their evil.

[ATF HQ @ATFHQ]

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@MuffinTopArcher @BBWSAREAWESOME1 Nah it's all about how you use it. I got a micro penis, and I'm with a big chick.

We're unable to do missionary, but anything from behind is all good.

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@DreamLeaf5 @shoe0nhead Literally anyone else.

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@BBWSAREAWESOME1 @ProPulling @urltv @ItsARP I love the "which I WILL accomplish" thing. Hell yeah.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

You oppose the 'crack pipe' part of "free crack pipes."

I oppose the 'free' part.

We are not the same.

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@MoProblems25 @adidas There are no unfortunate tits. (Although I haven't seen the ad.)

Just good tits and better tits.

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@AnneBonny69 I'll eat ass. And I'll toe lick. But not toe suck.

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@BBWSAREAWESOME1 (And there's nothing wrong with skinny women. Just not my preference.)

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@BBWSAREAWESOME1 I'm a skinny white guy, and I like bigger women. And regular women. Just not scrawny women.