Spandex Dance Commander ©️

Dog lover. Part Time Beard Aficionado. Scoundrel.

Wandering the planet. 🏌🇦🇺 Milli the Lab.

[Spandex Dance Commander ©️ @NotOfficialBret]

@_Chels0 Bogan tacos 🌮 👌🏽

[senator penny wrong @tomorrowsashes]

I can argue against your idea, but right now I'd like to point out that you look like old beavis

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

Read the full story at: https://t.co/udyvQzvCBT

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@WUTangKids This is gayer than a man having sex with a man

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@TheOpen @RandA

🤷🏽‍♂️

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

2nd time Bob Mac has done this today by my count

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

The Internet is undefeated.

[Spandex Dance Commander ©️ @NotOfficialBret]

@aaronsmith Hughesy need to put the meth pipe down

[Spandex Dance Commander ©️ @NotOfficialBret]

2 of there guys are complete fucksticks

2 are genuinely good guys...

Guess which ones are which.

[DP World Tour @DPWorldTour]

Your 2026 Major champions 🏆

#TheOpen

[Spandex Dance Commander ©️ @NotOfficialBret]

@McIlroyRory fuck you are an insufferable piece of shit

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Now Rory is complaining about the course.

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@NUCLRGOLF More than @BrandelChamblee

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@McIlroyRory
#TheOpen

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@jamierkennedy Golf Gandalf

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@neckedjuice Bobby Fat Tits MacIntyre 🤌🏽 chefs kiss

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#TheOpen
#RoryMcIlroy

[Jeff Smith @JeffSmithGolf]

According to @TheOpen & @RandA’s own Player Code of Conduct: PGA TOUR’s Rory McIlroy should be penalized for public criticism of fellow competitor Bryson DeChambeau of LIV Golf. This was a clear violation of sportsmanship never seen in a major championship.

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

I wish this little tyke would’ve tried to take my phone. Would’ve punted his ass to the fairway.

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

Rory McIlroy is easily one of the most pretentious players in the history of the sport.

He comes across as a spoiled brat, who loves throwing shade, especially at Bryson DeChambeau, but clearly can’t take it.

The irony of calling someone else “performative”…

[Cardinal Caddie @MrGolfModel]

It’s the same fucking thing

[Spandex Dance Commander ©️ @NotOfficialBret]

I would very much like to see an ANZAC final group in the last round of #TheOpen
Herby and Fox 🤞🏼

[LIV Golf Insider @LIVTracking]

Will @Wyndham_Clark be stripped of his U.S. Open victory this year for doing 10x WORSE than Bryson.

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Never forget #TheOpen

[Used Golf FACTS @UsedGolfFacts]

Remember when Rory got a USGA official to support his illegal drop at the 2023 US Open?

Then the USGA released a statement saying “Whoopsies! We definitely should not have let him do that 🤦‍♂️🤣”