Not Padukone.

Not your average Deepika.

[Kuruvila M.Jacob @kuruvilamjacob]

3 days. No word or voice.
~200 Indian families are waiting to hear from their families. We beg @narendramodi @DrSJaishankar @AmitShah to offer support to Nepal. We plead with Nepal @ShahBalen @shisir @MofaNepal to use all resource offered.Every minute is a life.#NepalIndiaUnited

[Not Padukone. @NotPadukone]

@help_delhivery

[Not Padukone. @NotPadukone]

@delhivery Too good at the app interface, wish you’d have half as good customer support.
Been trying to send the same 4kg parcel from Jaipur to Mumbai for 2 weeks - except the pick up agent comes and cries this is too big everytime, even when 10kg large consignment is booked!

[Not Padukone. @NotPadukone]

@Thelibin_ nO oNE hAs EveR BouGHt mE FlOWerS

Ok then.

[Not Padukone. @NotPadukone]

@Thelibin_ What

[Not Padukone. @NotPadukone]

@angrytiredm You won’t believe the number of times I thought of you while binging it

[Not Padukone. @NotPadukone]

@aadi656 If the mood is buzzkill.

[Not Padukone. @NotPadukone]

@aadi656 Ab sharam mein address mat batana and then I will find you shitposting same thing 2 months later

[Not Padukone. @NotPadukone]

@Thelibin_ Inflation

[Not Padukone. @NotPadukone]

@Thelibin_ I don’t believe you

[Not Padukone. @NotPadukone]

@aadi656 Brain fog strikes again

[Not Padukone. @NotPadukone]

@aadi656 Address bhej wa pe

[≧∀≦ @laeswrld]

i want a loser boyfriend who has ZERO game and gets flustered when i look at him for too long

[trash jones @jzux]

being an adult is wild because you’ll just be crying in your room and five minutes later boom you’re on a work call

[Not Padukone. @NotPadukone]

@angrytiredm It’s not.

[2x @brodi2x]

If I don't text you saying happy New Year we still gang I’m just lazy

[Not Padukone. @NotPadukone]

Lessons @Thelibin_ should remember

[Not Padukone. @NotPadukone]

@Thelibin_

[helena riley @freshhel]

Being a little stupid is soooo stressful when the airport is involved