NotJoelQuenville

Parody Account. Lifes all about Marlboros, 3$ Maragritas and Chicago Hookers...... Oh and winning 3 Mugs in 6 years.

[NotJoelQuenville @NotQuenville]

@DanyAllStar15 Well, I ate 15 beers and puked off the balcony of a 20th story apartment with a dart in my mouth

[NotJoelQuenville @NotQuenville]

@DanyAllStar15 Well, when you lowkey get away with murder then become famous for poppin home 50 ginos in 07.

[NotJoelQuenville @NotQuenville]

Well, Looking forward to this season. Can't wait to tear up the strip club scene with Kaner once this rape shit goes away #cupchamps

[NotJoelQuenville @NotQuenville]

Well,

Random Puckslut: Patrick Kane oh my god lets hookup

Kane: lol fuck outta here whore

Puck sloot: omg get ur hands off a me u rapist

[NotJoelQuenville @NotQuenville]

@Wheeling_dbag Well, @amyrousson people like u are the type of people who lie about rape to get money. Lonely bitches who have boring lives.

[NotJoelQuenville @NotQuenville]

@NotQuenville: Well, I don't know how Kaner would have to rape a bitch, usually they're throwing themselves pussy first at him... Weird..

[NotJoelQuenville @NotQuenville]

Well, Up at my Cottage on Lake Muskoka, gonna get fucked off 2.50 tallboys and rip around on my pontoon boat. I don't give a fuck..

[NotJoelQuenville @NotQuenville]

@DailyKessel Hey Phil, sre you going to do any sponsorships in PIT? I hear Michelin is looking for a new mascot, maybe give that a try?

[NotJoelQuenville @NotQuenville]

Well, Looks like Lou "Whatta Mook" Lams is headed to Tdot, gonna see if he'll let me in on mafia meetings and get fucked when we play them

[NotJoelQuenville @NotQuenville]

@DanyAllStar15 Well, Hey Heater, were super interested in your clap bomb, i wanna see how many clap bombs u can take of tequila you pussy

[NotJoelQuenville @NotQuenville]

@DailyKessel Well, hey Phil it's too bad you couldnt convince Shanny to send you here, 5 guys would have named a burger after you for sure

[NotJoelQuenville @NotQuenville]

Well, huge shout out to @Wheeling_dbag Thanks for the follow back, huge fan and original pucksnaps follower. #ferdaboys

[NotJoelQuenville @NotQuenville]

#RIPReebok @GoaliesNeverSay First Brand new set I got. Sad to hear.

[Savage Matthews @SavageAuston34]

#TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow how amazing the NHL was when rocking a guy with a shoulder to the head was completely legal.

[NotJoelQuenville @NotQuenville]

@DailyKessel Philly where ya staying, I know some good places with good burgers snd cheap margaritas, get the boys and lets get fucked

[NotJoelQuenville @NotQuenville]

Well, I'm in England right now for 2 weeks. Gonna get shit faced in a thrift shop and eiffel tower the queen with Kaner, dont give a fuck.

[NotJoelQuenville @NotQuenville]

Well, I wonder how that sissy swedish fuck Hagelin is gonna do with 2 real Canadian men, he'll be crying within 2 days of camp. #canada

[NotJoelQuenville @NotQuenville]

Well, McDavid could stand up, scream fuck Florida and flip the crowd off and the analysts would go awe look at how promising he is.

[Goalie Ways @GoalieWays]

Stanley Cup commercials are the best commercials #chills https://t.co/jJEYlaj4fp

[NotJoelQuenville @NotQuenville]

@notjoncooper Sure buddy, wanna dm me ur wifes number?