Rafa Benitez

Former Liverpool manager. Now manager of team with money, Inter Milan.

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

@NotPepGuardiola Ah yes. Denmark. They can be a little tricky no? And the cold weather make it difficult too. I understand the fatigue.

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

@NotPepGuardiola *is trying to think when he last played Real, decides it doesn't matter* Gracias Pep. Como estas mi amigo?

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

@TorresAkaElNino Hola little Nino. *HUUUUUUUG* How I miss that childlike, innocent face. Rafa is sad to see you so down no?

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

@alexfergusonkbe It's @WoyHodg you want Alex.

[Slur Alex Ferguson @alexfergusonkbe]

Let's hope @WoyOfTheWovers gets a good raping @TheBig_Sam - did ya hear his pop @NotRafaBenitez & kenny - what a twat

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

@NotPepGuardiola Hola Guardiola! jajajaja kwality. I am now a poet.

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

I am planning my next press conference. My next quote will be... "I can't see my defense for Bale." #Kwality

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

@paul_tomkins Rafa suggest @WoyHodg checks his Facts before speaking. The man he haff no kwality. #FACT

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

@NotStevieG JAJAJAJAJA I arranged just for you. Dont tell @WoyHodg ok?

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

Please make your way to the reception. Poulsen is DJ-ing @NotStevieG

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

@NotStevieG Mmmm well make sure you adopt the same approach ON the pitch as OFF it? Mm?

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

@NotStevieG *pats Stevie and Nando on back* Si gracias. Was a kwality sevice no? #FACT

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

I say to you now...."Gernando" is back.... YNWA *wipes eyes*

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

No? Ok, so , now.... I pronounce you @NotStevieG and you @TorresAkaElNino "Partners for Life" ... you may kiss....

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

@NotStevieG @TorresAkaElNino If anyone has reason why these 2 should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace..

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

@NotStevieG @TorresAkaElNino Wonderful. These people have given their vows of love before you all and before God...

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

@TorresAkaElNino I give you my hand, my heart, and my love, from this day forward for as long as we both shall live....

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

@TorresAkaElNino ..loving you faithfully through good times and bad, regardless of the obstacles we may face together...(like winning PL)...

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

@TorresAkaElNino I will trust u and respect u (as capitan), laugh with u (when we win Man U) cry with u (when knocked out by Northampton)...

[Rafa Benitez @NotRafaBenitez]

@TorresAkaElNino I will cherish our union and love you more each day than I did the day before....