Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀

Vile Parody of Alberta's Queen of Mean. Senior Trash Can Correspondent. In Pilsner Veritas.

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

Remember the time I said only Muslims run people over with cars, and all the times I joked about it? I sure look stupid now! #cdnpoli #ableg

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

There's nothing wrong with public canoe sex! I mean, unless it's gay kids, they should be outed to their parents. #gohetero #ableg #cdnpoli

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

I hope this rule doesn't apply to fake journalists, because that's pretty much all of my material! https://t.co/i40qy1NEZv

[Trevor Tombe @trevortombe]

Good rule of thumb: the sky is almost never falling; politicos that make it sound like it is should be heavily discounted.

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

Stop investing in Alberta, it keeps disproving my prediction that NDP policy would kill investment and destroy agriculture! #ableg #cdnpoli

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

Remaining Rebel staff are now being paid in rubles, which I don't find morally objectionable because Russia is capitalist now. #gocapitalism

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

Quitter! https://t.co/f4eDiEeDnv

[Will McAvoy @WillMcAvoyACN]

And now some personal news:

I will be ending this account tonight.

It's been a long, sometimes fun road, but it's time to come to an end.

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

Saturn is a hoax, scientist unions made it all up to get government funding! Why go to other planets when we have oil right here?! https://t.co/XUdZhkq6rd

[NASA Solar System @NASASolarSystem]

The final images from our nearly 20 years in space are arriving. Unprocessed images are available at: https://t.co/8r5YwwIKVp #GrandFinale

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

The Rebel happens to have plenty of advertising spots to fill these days. Just throwing that out there. https://t.co/QcAwNIFyts

[ProPublica @propublica]

Facebook let advertisers target Nazis, "Jew haters," and other anti-Semitic categories.

We tested it: https://t.co/bOSxRzFmBE

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

This Pope does not represent climate change denying Catholics like me. Time for a schism! #ChurchOfSheilaChrist https://t.co/1HOd4EcZfh

[The Project Green @_ProjectGreen]

Pope Francis (@Pontifex) says “all of us have a responsibility” to accept #climatechange and “take it seriously.

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

Praying for all the insurance companies and oil infrastructure affected by #HurricaineIrma

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

I was busy taking pictures of trash cans and empty buses, because I find the stories that mainstream leftist journalists ignore! #cdnpoli https://t.co/LucCWJVf0v

[Catherine McKenna @cathmckenna]

Rebel likes to troll me but no interaction w them. They fundraised to send reporter to COP23 but didn't show up at press avails or any event https://t.co/lAc6YPz33F

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

It's great that Derek's constituents are showing their support by making fun of the silly #fildepockets hashtag you #ableg leftists created! https://t.co/1QMbFEcmi4

[The Progress Report @ProgressAlberta]

It seems as if there are some angry constituents in @Dfildebrandt's riding of Strathmore-Brooks. #ableg #fildepockets

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

God, if you still support The Rebel, please send me a sign. Preferably some time tomorrow around 10:16 a.m. Pacific time. #ableg #cdnpoli

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

Amazing how this brave young conservative is turning the other cheek to this dangerous, violent leftist. Reminds me of another rebel, Jesus. https://t.co/U7PBzxHnxN

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

The thought that my views might not represent a sizeable enough share of the electorate to ever win triggers me massively! #ableg #cdnpoli

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

Holly and I are getting completely shitfaced tonight. To honour those lost at Dieppe, not because of all that other stuff. #ableg #cdnpoli

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

Just because nobody is saying something doesn't mean you can't pretend they are if it helps you make a point! #ableg #cdnpoli

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

Holly's job is to call out politicians that waste money, like when Derek got caught double dipping and she called out the NDP! #ableg

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

I'm pretty sure this defense worked at Nuremberg. #ableg #cdnpoli https://t.co/W5W4imoZCs

[Shawna Gawreluck Insert $8 here @ShawnaGofABPoli]

An epic piece of revisionist history: Kenney is claiming no relat'p with the Rebel, Scheer states he doesn't know content. #cdnpoli #ableg

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

I would have preferred that Drew TRIPLE down on his support for us, but I suppose this will do. You may kiss the ring, @DrewBarnesMLA #ableg https://t.co/ThCWqEp5S0

[The Progress Report @ProgressAlberta]

UCP MLA Drew Barnes doubles down on his support of Rebel Media. https://t.co/2Mowjw1xNj #ableg

[Sheila Dumb Reid 🐀 @NotReallySheila]

Please join me in welcoming our newest Rebel Correspondent and Saskatchewan Bureau Chief, Patrick Ross! #outlawrebel #ableg #abpoli