Unreal Donald Trump

$44 billion to ruin twitter. Enjoy watching Elon remeasure his dick after every gross Andrew Tate interview. last straw. Goodbye. Unreal DJT is dead.

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

$44 billion to ruin twitter. Enjoy watching @elonmusk remeasure his dick after every gross Andrew Tate interview. last straw. Goodbye. I'm done.
I will kind of miss it. #Sad
#GoodbyeTwitter
#HelloThreads

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@AhmedBaba_ This video tweet is best watched at Zero speed.

Nothing anyone needs to see in there.

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@Acyn WTF! Turning on NATO in the midst of a Russian invasion of a non-NATO country is such a horrifying disgraceful and un-American Pro-Putin action that is so in-your-face I am starting to wonder what this creature has to do to be impeached?!
Manson style Nazi tattoo on her forehead?

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@JamesComer @SenTedCruz 🤣😂🤣😄🤣😂🤣😄😂🤣😄
Hahahahahaha! You guys are hilarious!
You mean Wasting the governments time and money! Really the only talent either of you possess!
Two of the worst actors in the business are holding other bad actors accountable. 🤣😂🤣
Can't wait to see your next witness

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@oneunderscore__ OMG the shit trifecta.
The Shitfecta.
A guy I used to really like telling me to watch an interview by a guy I never liked about a guy nobody ever liked.
Pass.

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@OliviaTroye Love the complaints that the world's best judicial system is biased against criminals. 😆
I would be happy to transfer this and Trump's cases to the international court in the Hauge if GOP was willing.
GOP would only be happy if they are allowed to judge themselves.
#RejectGOP_BS

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@OliviaTroye 'Rep. James Comer hitting an impressive new low...'

Rep. James Comer: Hold my beer.
Rep. Jim Jordan: No, hold My beer!

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@cwebbonline I wouldn't say it was worse than expected.
I mean I didn't ever think it was a real person so this is way better for Rep. Coma's (laughable) reputation than I expected!

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@pixiemenace @therecount His true color would def probably be White.
There's probably just something about paying black people for work that rubs him the wrong way. 🤔

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@therecount So surprising that Rand Paul's klan hating neighbor wanted to pummel his face...
Paul's probably the kind of guy who parks his running lawn mower as close to your house as possible every Sunday morning.

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@ChrisDJackson Yeah but other than those few most recent crimes he's a real stand-up guy!

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@Acyn Oops! Normally when I say these things I'm wearing a white hood so nobody can be sure who I am!
Sorry! Honest mistake!
I Meant to say... White nationalists are my kind of Americans - even if they happen to be wearing Russian uniforms.

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@ClearsightTv @Acyn Uh, yeah, No.

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@Acyn MY opinion of someone who doesn't think White Nationalists are racists is that that person is a racist.
Tuberville is a racist.
An imbecilic blasphemous white nationalist ideologue racist. In my opinion .

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@ScienceAlert This article would be viral if it mentioned that 'We are overdue' for the next tectonic cycle.
I'm not saying we are: just that the editor missed the boat by not even mentioning where we are in the cycle!
Okay I'll say it... We're 1 million years overdue!!!!!!!!!

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@SgtBradleyUSMC1 @AdamKinzinger Uh, maybe because he is a lying foreign agent and an illegal arms dealer?

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@CPTNCharisma42 @AdamKinzinger Can't forget Hunter's Laptop!
I would be willing to accommodate the wingnut branch of the GOP and move this to a neutral court system. How about the Hauge?
😂😂😂
Guessing they prefer the Russian court system.

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@NickAEsp @AdamKinzinger I love how you are talking about this as if there was ever any chance that this crap was legitimate! 😆
You sound intelligent. I would advise you to work for good & reject any further consideration of the GOP's egregious bullshit until they do one legitimate thing.
#RejectGOP_BS

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@AdamKinzinger I think we are all surprised at the way this has turned!
I mean I thought this was going to be a much worse disaster!
Comer and company are doing much better than anyone had any reason to expect!
These are the guys the GOP is expecting to run the country?!!
Oh... Into the ground

[Unreal Donald Trump @NotReally_Trump]

@judy4freedom @MeidasTouch I suppose you would prefer say a Russian judicial system, comrade?
We could take this to the Hauge if you prefer.
Trust me, you don't want that. 😂