not reida ✨

not a backup account. I do healthcare stuff. Views mine and are not the views of my employer or Taylor Swift. parody. i’m so tired.

[not reida ✨ @NotReida]

if u look like this dm me

[not reida ✨ @NotReida]

@Prolife_Sam @MelissaSebree @lint_aa girl it’s literally called an induction abortion lol
https://t.co/e6LPge0qVx

[not reida ✨ @NotReida]

@Prolife_Sam @MelissaSebree @lint_aa yes it is

[not reida ✨ @NotReida]

@MelissaSebree @lint_aa So that’s still an abortion

[not reida ✨ @NotReida]

She had an adult checking in every day, the kids got to school, and they *knew how to handle an emergency* when it occurred. They were FINE.

They’ll need to line my parents up for the firing squad for these “crimes” they committed when I was a kid lmao

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Bodycam footage shows Florida deputies arresting a mother at an airport after authorities say she left her four children, ages 9, 11, 12 and 14, home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for work.

Irene Miller, 50, was taken into custody Friday as she stepped off a plane. Two days earlier, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother's head.

When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.

[Holly Boo👻-llard @HollyBullardFL]

Every Florida politician should be made to watch this video and to answer: what is your solution for Michael???

This is real. This is reality for millions of Floridians, regardless of party.

[not reida ✨ @NotReida]

@Jainadave_ whelp that’s what I’m gonna do anyways cause I have a desk job and I ain’t got time for 2 hours at the gym lol

[not reida ✨ @NotReida]

@dannarebb Ahhh I think I’ve said this before but your ring is so pretty!!!

Not the best picture but mine are all lab and I love them. Hubby picked the engagement ring and I picked the band to go with it.

(censored my nails - mama needs a mani lmao)

[not reida ✨ @NotReida]

“I don’t get it. That doesn’t have anything to do with Taylor Swift.” - my idiot husband, 2026

[not reida ✨ @NotReida]

something something we’re removing load bearing friction or whatever but it’s child development

[not reida ✨ @NotReida]

hot take but I think it’s actually super important for kids to learn early on that sometimes medical care is uncomfortable and that they need to cope with that because they have to do it anyway.

[Nathan Baschez @nbaschez]

PSA these things are amazing

My kids have not cried since we started using them

[not reida ✨ @NotReida]

@ExistentialEnso I physically handed my phone to my husband to show him this tweet fyi

[Thorne 🌸 @ExistentialEnso]

They asked the cancer cells for a “quick chat” on Microsoft Teams

[cat ⋆˙🛸⟡ ♡ @DBATCats]

imagine if you all cared as much about the midterm elections as you do about the seattle seahawks social media accounts

[not reida ✨ @NotReida]

@HandyGingerGal girl you didn’t wash shit????? what the fuck is this 🤮

[not reida ✨ @NotReida]

@JohnWakefieId My dad is currently having oral surgery and I’m his ride home. In the waiting room now. I can’t wait to tell him about this while he’s still all jacked up from anesthesia.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

united states… just remember we can do this too…. VOTE BY NEXT TUESDAY 11/3

[Alex D. Bibbey, MD @thats_bone]

This happened because a radiologist is working their ass off to get cancer scans read at 11 pm on a Friday before the weekend and it is Federal law that results are immediately available to the patient in the electronic record

[not reida ✨ @NotReida]

@_Dark_07_ @Arthromod @pawpdog so embarrassing for such a big ass company. or at least it SHOULD be embarassing.

[not reida ✨ @NotReida]

@DavidBartram_ 4!! But they’re all amazing.