Riley Parks

Freelance Superhero. International Spy. Future Martian Diplomat. You probably read about me in the paper. Catch me at your local sushi bar. ΣΦΕ

[Hunter @HunterKimmel]

DO YOUR THING TWITTER. RT FOR FREE WINGS🔥🙌🏼😫

[Kansas Humane Society @kshumanesociety]

Please help us find Ceazar a forever home ❤️❤️❤️

Ceazar is a sweet and lively dog who has been at KHS for quite some time now. We would love to find him a home very soon.

Help us spread the word for Ceazar ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/qoNpkSjOhU

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Because of “monumental” oversight FSU did not meet NCAA requirement for bowl eligibility, but will still play in @IndyBowl. “This should have been caught at 3 levels: FSU, ACC & NCAA,” a source said. “But it’s too late now” 1st reported by @RedditCFB
https://t.co/fcxi8GKyeI

[Riley Parks @NotRileyParks]

@bradisnotacop WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN

[Riley Parks @NotRileyParks]

@bradisnotacop WELCOME TO THIS PLACE

[Riley Parks @NotRileyParks]

@bradisnotacop with arms wide open

[Riley Parks @NotRileyParks]

@bradisnotacop nice

[Riley Parks @NotRileyParks]

@bradisnotacop sleeping wbu

[Riley Parks @NotRileyParks]

@bradisnotacop hey

[Sambam :) @sammym_4523]

"My ear just started ringing"
"Answer it, bro"

[Riley Parks @NotRileyParks]

@bradisnotacop you need to go to class

[Riley Parks @NotRileyParks]

@BennettWhite16 @Saphy_Duck29 is that a real question

[Riley Parks @NotRileyParks]

12(?)-4

[Riley Parks @NotRileyParks]

@ChiefsReporter He's addicted to fumbles. His kid isn't even carrying a football and he's trying to force another

[Riley Parks @NotRileyParks]

More relevant than ever https://t.co/vJkP0ankwu

[Riley Parks @NotRileyParks]

Denver fans

[Chiefs Reporter @ChiefsReporter]

Tyreek Hill saw Paul Rudd in the locker room.

"That's Ant Man," he said.

Lol.

[Jordan Airington @AirJ96]

Just the latest Bronco to get tackled tonight. #ChiefsKingdom

[NWS Wichita @NWSWichita]

Christmas forecast: windy, warm and potentially stormy. #kswx

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

So, this was fun. How about we do it again Sunday night? #TBT #DENvsKC https://t.co/PUjeAJlHyU

[Riley Parks @NotRileyParks]

@bradisnotacop is actually a cop