Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton

Mean Book Club host. Former Writer/Performer @UCBTheatreNY. Former Producer/Host @Huffpost and @BuzzFeed. NBC Late Night Writers Workshop Finalist.

[Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton @NotRubHarass]

Shout out to my people, the ones that take screenshots of things they don’t want to forget and then never look back at their recent photos! I see you!

[Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton @NotRubHarass]

All The Gold In California https://t.co/qCPgB1vbXK via @YouTube

[Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton @NotRubHarass]

Brilliant funny wild Skrzat on the loose, somebody grab her

[Ellie Skrzat @EllieSkrzat]

Got laid off tuesday from my beautiful, life-changing job of 8 years that led to some of my most meaningful relationships. Come on twitter do your thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

If I were Elon I'd be tweeting crazy stuff too. Anything to distract everyone from the fact that my dad and sister are fucking.

[Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton @NotRubHarass]

My not yet 2-year-old is already trying to get me off his back. “Bye bye Mommy.” “Couch, Mommy. Go sit.” Or the classic: “Go away Mommy NOW”

[Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton @NotRubHarass]

@EllieSkrzat Dyingggg

[Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton @NotRubHarass]

Kieran was NOT scared of heights, unfortunately @ Waimea Canyon Lookout https://t.co/94GxP2JyUC

[Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton @NotRubHarass]

it me

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

BuzzFeed to Cut 12 Percent of Workforce Amid “Audience Shift to Vertical Video,” CEO Says https://t.co/D0HqQgkO1d

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

White Lotus is the only thing keeping me going right now

[Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton @NotRubHarass]

Nice! Just got LAID

off. If anyone has any writer or producer work, please send it my way! I'm great with docu-style and comedic sketch punch-ups. sarahjeanburton [a] gmail

[Joanna Borns @robotics]

They finally sent this bitch to jail

[Carrie McCrossen @CarrieMcCrossen]

I’m sorry but if your kids are older than my kids, you are older than me

[Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton @NotRubHarass]

She’s out in the world and thriving! My baby! @Coverfly

[Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton @NotRubHarass]

I’m now forever locked in as a “fussy wife” - good luck getting a divorce now @mikehrom

[Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton @NotRubHarass]

My pilot Alienated is a quarterfinalist! I can hate myself but I don’t always have to hate my writing

[WeScreenplay @WeScreenplay]

Congratulations to the quarterfinalists of the 2023 WeScreenplay TV Pilot Screenwriting Lab! 🎉

https://t.co/tizpVVr1ef

[Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton @NotRubHarass]

Saw this in the news this morning - my husband immediately responds: “if she’s doing that to protest the rising interest rates and house prices, I fully support her”

[Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton @NotRubHarass]

@davehill77 Obsessed with this show

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Parents, check your childrens’ Halloween candy. You could be making thousands of dollars

[Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton @NotRubHarass]

How does anyone keep up with this thing

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the best part of sitting in the exit row is when the flight attendant comes by to make you promise not to be a coward

[Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton @NotRubHarass]

I’ve watched the mole TWICE and if it’s not Jacob I’m shook