Not Sam Turner

I just wanna fu*k bitches. Lift hard die huge.

[Not Sam Turner @NotSamTurner]

This finals shit is so stupid, who needs school #FutureMaleStripper

[Not Sam Turner @NotSamTurner]

When @miller_mike1 is president, the world will be a better place #BigBuckHunter

[Not Sam Turner @NotSamTurner]

When I lift I just think about how much better I am than all you pussies #Big

[Not Sam Turner @NotSamTurner]

Better check my snaps

[Not Sam Turner @NotSamTurner]

Bones you're a fucking idiot #JEEZ

[Not Sam Turner @NotSamTurner]

"I just wanna sit in my shower & shit"

[Not Sam Turner @NotSamTurner]

Thought I had ebola, but it was just a hemroid #ThankGodForHemroids

[Not Sam Turner @NotSamTurner]

Beatin it for the 8th time today #TensMyRecord

[Not Sam Turner @NotSamTurner]

Surprisingly I'm up this late.. Usually I'm out by 10:30. #ImNotAPussy

[Not Sam Turner @NotSamTurner]

Time to hit the mud holes with my new truck #NiceTruck

[Not Sam Turner @NotSamTurner]

I shot a rabbit, fucker ran back off into the woods though.. I heard it though. I snaked it. #Fucker

[Not Sam Turner @NotSamTurner]

I think I'm gonna get a blow up doll and just pound it #SamQuote

[Not Sam Turner @NotSamTurner]

Put up 350 today, but I was the only one in the gym. #AnytimePortage

[Not Sam Turner @NotSamTurner]

#whipped

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@KelaQRoxen is from Florida everybody

[Not Sam Turner @NotSamTurner]

Fucked up real good this time #SorryJeff

[Not Sam Turner @NotSamTurner]

Jeff remembered to let Binky out today, but he forgot to buy me new shit for my truck #WhatTheFuckJeff #BeingDumb

[Not Sam Turner @NotSamTurner]

Just letting you all know how I really feel.

[Not Sam Turner @NotSamTurner]

They ask me how I do what I do, I tell em' "I got a big dick." I give great life advice, but nobody takes it seriously. #Shame

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#BeachBall