Sam

Not Green Eggs, Not Ham (parody)

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@mjfree We should do this the other way. I’ll start:

Cigarettes
Empty beer cans
An abused daughter
Dog shit
An empty fridge
Battered wife
Collection notices
Dirty carpets
Sweat-stained recliners
Broken blinds
Burned out porch lights
Unfulfilled dreams

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@smalls2672 She’s the Kardashian of MAGA…what exactly did she do to be famous again? Why do we care?

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@atensnut Because they’re the only ones who can represent MAGA!

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@MAGAVoice He did so little! So proud. LOVE spending money on him.

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@RealDanZak @MattWallace888 I VOTED FOR THIS 🇺🇸💪

I want the government questioning my thoughts and intentions. I want the president involved!!

There’s NOTHING more important.

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@DavidZorkocy What’s cool about having a choice…is that you have a choice. You can keep all your kids. Look forward to it. Parents who aren’t ready to be parents…won’t become parents.

You aren’t the morality police for other people.

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@truthseekemk8 @Pro__Trading Thank you. Those are my wishes. I’m not a selfish asshole.

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@BiblicalBeauty They should have done what every good Christian woman does - lie. They should have lied that it had “a complication”. That’s the godly way to do it.

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@ConvincedO @Pro__Trading They should have immediately out it up for adoption then. You could have taken it! I have great memories of being 22 weeks old!

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@BraedenSorbo It’s not a child. You can’t take it out and raise it. It won’t survive. It won’t grow into a baby. It’s a cluster of bullshit.

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@FuturePopulist @michael46048001 @OliLondonTV Can’t retire without a few million dollars these days.

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@Joselito233223 @DC_Draino Again, another MAGA account saying America is a shithole.

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@Trey_00001 @DC_Draino You can accuse me of not knowing whatever you want. Doesn’t entitle you to a response. You’re just wrong.

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@MaximumPatriot @EricLDaugh Again, at the end of the day, all MAGA has is their two comfort words: retard and fag.

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@Bobburgersfan1 @OliLondonTV I tend to agree, but MAGA generally does not. MAGA tends to promote breeder culture. Just keep producing children like a factory.

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@Sinnersaint39 Huh? Did you Google Translate this?

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@Trey_00001 @DC_Draino I don’t need to wrap my brain around it. You’ve got this one wrong.

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

“I KNOW A DOWN SYNDROME!!”

-All of MAGA on X right now.

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@leeeeee_1985 Babies born without Down Syndrome have every right to be here, too.

[Sam @NotScamOrSpam]

@Trey_00001 @DC_Draino Nah. I’m not wrong on either.