Not Buck Showalter

The official and original Not Buck Showalter. 2013 Baltimore Magazine Best Parody Twitter Account. I'm not Buck Showalter, but your mom is hot.

[Not Buck Showalter @NotShowalter]

Hey Baltimore…

IM BACK AND I LIKE YOUR GUYS!!

Go win it all in honor of old Bucky

[Not Buck Showalter @NotShowalter]

WE.

ARE.

BACK.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
We had a great run.
Baltimore, I’ll miss you!

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If this is truly it, thanks for the memories, Baltimore. You better Bucking believe it was a magical run. I’ll always like our guys.

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If we sign Victor Victor Mesa, I’d like to file a trademark for his official Orioles nickname: Double Victor Table.

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The lone bright spot in this season is this kids flossing abilities. Puts Mark Ingram to shame tbh

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Hey Brian Dozier, how about a little cheese with that WHINE?!?

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ONE SIXTY TWO AND OH

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Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation, WITH A BLACK HAIRED FLAMENCO DANCER!!!

LETS GOOOO

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Just in case you were wondering: This Twitter handle is so back.

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I LIKE OUR FUCKING GUYS!!!

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To the Greatest Orioles of All-Time. I will never forget you!

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This season, @FakeDanDuquette is going to absolutely revolutionize the game with a new tactic we like to call “The Two-Man Starting Rotation”

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Do they realize Boog is 75 now? https://t.co/LSmN29SB21

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ITS TIME FOR THE TIGERS BULLPEN !!!

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When you’re losing but then you realize it’s almost time for the Tiger’s bullpen....

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RT if you hate the Royals. If we get to 1000 RTs they will fire Ned Yost and cut the whole team.

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Some things never change.... like the fact that the Tigers bullpen is last in ERA

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EJECT THE RED SOX

EJECT THE UMPS

EJECT THE SOX FANS

EJECT ALL THESE CLOWNS!!!!

[Not Buck Showalter @NotShowalter]

HOP ON BOARD THE BUCKTRAIN ITS TIME TO GO 173-0!!!!!!1