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[Ian Simpson @ISimpson73]

@BROWEA I said last season about falling back on the excuse of playing twice a week & injuries. SBR once had 10 first teamers out, he made them report in 3 times a day, When we played twice a week he banned anyone saying the word tired. As soon as Howe gets 1 injury he's half beaten now.

[Josh @NotSoLocalHero]

It’s embarrassing. Sandro Tonali and Bruno Guimaraes in our midfield and we’re a mid table side. They probably get bullied in their national team WhatsApp groups.

[Josh @NotSoLocalHero]

I don’t check this often at all anymore. So fuck it. Howe out.

[Josh @NotSoLocalHero]

We’re fucking awful. Tonali, Bruno, Isak. 12th.

[Lilly inLondon @Lillyin_London]

@MailOnline not sure if this is the best or worst combination of 2 posts on my timeline 🤣

[Josh @NotSoLocalHero]

We haven’t progressed since 22/23. This team isn’t getting better anymore.. #nufc

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

Anthony Gordon has put money behind the bar for Newcastle fans at @theberrypub today — to thank them for their support after his penalty miss at Everton 🍓 🍺 #NUFC

[Josh @NotSoLocalHero]

Install the in-game editor and cheat my way to a cup.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

What's the first thing you do in a Football Manager save?

[Don Andrey @DonAndreyCFC]

Hilarious tweets by club admin and footballers.

A thread

[Josh @NotSoLocalHero]

Almost looks to be full capacity when the lights are completely down.

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

SoL's first light show ✅🔦

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[Josh @NotSoLocalHero]

@SunderlandAFC 😂😂😂

[Josh @NotSoLocalHero]

Club can’t afford grass seeds and this bloke is talking about turning down PL friendlies.

[Josh @NotSoLocalHero]

Wimbledon’s fans turning down a friendly match with NUFC.

Just when you think you’ve seen it all…

Watch that Big Bin Salman doesn’t drone strike your pitch you ungrateful shite.

[Russell Ainslie @RussellAinslie]

@KentWomble Considering who their owners are, I think we should politely decline. They've been nice to us, and we're grateful, but we shouldn't jump into bed with them.

[Josh @NotSoLocalHero]

I’m only back on here to complain to Skybet in the dm’s quickly.

Shan’t hang around long. This place is fucking dreadful.

[Josh @NotSoLocalHero]

I’ve not had any luck in the ballot, literally none.

Would still rather stay at SJP than move to an NFL stadium like spurs.

60-65k is plenty. Especially when it means not sacrificing your identity and part of what makes the club unique.

[Josh @NotSoLocalHero]

@Bob_Helpful Hattrick of Madelines.

[Josh @NotSoLocalHero]

Scouse football twitter is good, mind. Have to say it.

[Josh @NotSoLocalHero]

@Bob_Helpful 😒

[Josh @NotSoLocalHero]

@SCARFYYYY @soph_atkk @bengreggles @JacobDocx That’s it. I’m deleting the app again.