THERAPIST: and what do we do with those negative emotions when they get to be too much?
ME: put them in my feelings wallet so I can buy cheese and fancy coffee treats with them
THERAPIST: what?
ME: what?
we need to bring back easter eggs on DVDs in case the Doctor ever needs to communicate with someone thirty years in the future to warn them about a race of terrifying sentient statues with the power to send people back in time.
it’s crazy to me that in just two years we’ve effectively destroyed the internet for the sake of a product whose only discernible use is helping students cheat on their homework.
Keep a skull on your desk to remind yourself that you are mortal, that every day is a gift, and that a book you are not enjoying is not worth one more minute of your limited time.