Not SuspenceJS

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

.@mcuban Damn Cubes! I never could get a girl to consent at Barrel Room either, but if you were trying to play your hand at some slots I'd suggest Marathon or Silver Dollar instead.

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

Hey @24hourfitness thanks for all the great cardio workouts this week. I am back to my #Pullin weight just in time for Eugene. #occupymouths

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

I don't care if a girls personality sucks as long as her mouth does.

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

I may not be a Marine but I am a Barrel Room Veteran
#veteransday

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

If twitter was a chick, I would occupy it. #Pullin

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

Ask any UW sorority girl, 95% would trade their current boyfriend they rave so much about for 8 straight nights at the Barrel Room with me

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

@SuspenceJS No you didn't

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

.@colewagoner Bro you think I'm a fallen creation? Have you seen my quads after leg day?

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

What if I've had every girl... RT “@ReaIMilaKunis: Don't be the girl every guy has had. Be the girl that every guy wants.”

[Dundon @TedDundon]

Would love to see some great #Tweisman campaign signs. Last year had some epic ones... .

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

#parentsbasement RT “@ClubDoty: It appears @SuspenceJS has gone soft”

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

My college tenure > Nfl replacement refs tenure

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

Hey guys thanks for letting me read you my diary tonight

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

RT “@Daniel_Cogan: Did @ChastineH steal @SuspenceJS's phone tonight?”

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

@steph_MURR @suspencejs I'm not putting mine on, but I'll take yours off. #PULLING

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

People need to quit attacking the only things that matter to me in life: my hair and grande americanos.

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

I am so fucking sick of being called a geed

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

@colewagoner @suspencejs I would apologize but I'm too busy doing my hair.

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

I thought I was the greatest person in the world. And then I met magz. #wifed

[Not SuspenceJS @NotSuspenceJS]

I miss magz :(