Julia Bergen

Oh please, it could never have been me.

Marketing Manager at Tor Publishing Group. Writing rep'd by @AmyRStern. All opinions are my own. Christian. She/her

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Happy vitamin d lamp season to those who celebrate.

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In 2024 I'm going to spend less money on frivolous things and more on holiday themed outfits for my daughter.

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This is what an ACTUAL war on Christmas looks like.

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My favorite cinnamon roll hack is cooking them according to the package because they're already delicious that way and I don't need extra work in my life.

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@ForgeReads

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It was never about life. It was always about control.

If it was about life, the first step would be getting health care and support for vulnerable mothers.

I know this isn't a unique take. I have no unique thoughts today.

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@ZakiyaNJamal Honestly that's how I got into D&D. The crush did not last. The gaming did.

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@Rainfall_Dreams Perfection!

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Me: Are you hungry?
Toddler: NO!

30 seconds later:

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@ForgeReads

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The Hard Drinking Detective is everyone’s favorite anti-hero. Will they sober up in time to solve the case? Who knows!

The Suspicious Heiress twirls her pearls while making eyes with everyone in the room. Where did her money come from? And why does she smell like arsenic?

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If you're on the East Coast, it's almost 2pm so remember to go eat something.

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@torteen Let's gooo!

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3. B
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5. A

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@MarindaReads $33k as a marketing assistant at Hachette in 2012.

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@danieltflynn Congratulations you guys!

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@writersyndrome @Ellethevillain @fiyahlitmag @levarburton That's amazing!! Congrats, you deserve it!

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America needs J. Walter Weatherman to teach it a lesson about why you always get the Covid vaccine.

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@_kristintemple I believe in you and this goal! If you need I will gchat you at 6 telling you to go away

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@danieltflynn You're not in New York right now, are you?