jordan

I’ve been here before.

[jordan @NotTheFakeJWILL]

That last pass from Tua. #NationalChampionship

[jordan @NotTheFakeJWILL]

$0 into $1200. 🙊🙊🙊

[kenny @relientkenny]

toy story 5 was basically a 90-minute movie telling parents to put the damn tablet away

[jordan @NotTheFakeJWILL]

@RelevantstoryLa It’s my fault for having a phone

[jordan @NotTheFakeJWILL]

@CamHustles @GlitchedDeals You tipped them a dollar.. lol.

[jordan @NotTheFakeJWILL]

@annielara31 @EPB_Chattanooga It’s dark. Can’t see to fix issue.

[treysync @0xtreysync]

@Polymarket My dog as soon as I turn on their translator

[L @SomeBitchIIKnow]

HR is daycare for women.

[crocodile @crocodilecrisis]

DELETE RIGHT NOW!

[jordan @NotTheFakeJWILL]

@HardRockBet This is the stupidest tweet I’ve ever seen. Gpit

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[jordan @NotTheFakeJWILL]

@kevin_nealon Mind your business

[jordan @NotTheFakeJWILL]

@BIGMEM12 @Drake

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

time flies. feels like just yesterday he was getting whooped with a tree branch

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

hentaivirus? yea I got one of them on my parents computer before

[Carson Bowen @CarsBow910]

Ted Turner spent 20 years making sure a kid in Montana could watch the Braves. MLB spent 20 years making sure a kid in Atlanta couldn’t

[jordan @NotTheFakeJWILL]

@BWWings Does your ranch still taste like cat piss?

[jordan @NotTheFakeJWILL]

@DrewGarrison Until they fix their ranch it won’t matter

[Verbal Riot @verbalriotshow]

As a human being... I'm repulsed.

As a betting man... I'm intringed.

[jordan @NotTheFakeJWILL]

@JesterJum In the trim gap between the ceiling and the ceiling fan.

[𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐄 @stillthatabee]

What if plants are actually farming us? Giving us food and oxygen until we d!e then they eat us as manure? 😳