5th Most Improved Goose

actually a swan

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@FanSince09 Just skip it

[Franzke & LA @FranzkeLA]

Good morning to everyone except

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@FanSince09 Nailed it

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Still preparing myself for the stupidest possible outcome.

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Never doubted P… P… P… Painter

[Jeff Marek @JeffMarek]

They actually called this????????

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@shanderbets over on the Phillies might be in jeopardy

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@jasonmyrt @PennMedicine Best places to get my toddler started in hockey?

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

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@JohnStolnis “it was a worthwhile interruption, shut up” would make a great tombstone

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Finally some good news

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Ukrainian astronomers claim to have detected more than 20 giant UFOs near the Moon, some allegedly as large as Manhattan — suggesting the Moon may serve as a “base for UFOs.”

[5th Most Improved Goose @NotTheRealGoose]

@hammerito Only served Fridays after sunset

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@liadreaamy 81

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@KevinCooney There’s no way a guy who only cares about cash would be wandering the concourse or HOF club the way he does.

[5th Most Improved Goose @NotTheRealGoose]

@JohnStolnis That was today?!?!

[5th Most Improved Goose @NotTheRealGoose]

We, as a society, need to move past Mike Sielski and Marcus Hayes. Not the Hayes has done anything today, but he will soon.

[Josh @_Philly_Talk]

Jake was right.