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never stop winning

[porco @NotTimAllen]

@NewRightPoast Hey man, theatres like that make cute movie date opportunities - the beers or whatever are an afterthought for my wife and I.

One nice dinner movie date a year doesn't turn a homie into a soylet.

[Bee @IuvenisMater]

Husband, to daughter: Can I have a kiss?
Daughter: No.
Husband: Can I please have a kiss?
Daughter, very clearly: I SAID NO!

And of course I’m sitting there with my jaw dropped because SHE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO A) BE SASSY YET AND B) SPEAK IN FULL SENTENCES??

[Catholic OrthoDixie @PapalOrthodixie]

If “Chicago Bob” being the pope means the Gates of Hell have prevailed then the church was never a divine institution to begin with. That even Chicago Bob and 60 years of previous heretical imbeciles and sodomites can’t strike a crippling blow to the church is why the Gates of Hell will never prevail.

The Catholic Church is uniquely immune to the consequences human error, heresy, and sin to a degree that no other organization in history can even begin to compare to. Satan can stack the magisterium with faggots and retards and, while it can be quite painful for us, he still loses ground.

[porco @NotTimAllen]

@Joeeyfetta @amalaekpunobi The one guy he knew that dapped him up testified that he did not invite him and was weirded out by his presence.

[Mr. S.T.A.R. @favelaoverlord]

literally nothing more annoying on the fucking planet than when websites don’t have the US at the top of a country selection list. No, I am not going to select fucking “Afghanistan” boutique clothing brand based in Nashville. Fuck off.

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

What’s worse than the idea of taking care of a 40 year-old when you’re in your 70s is the idea of standing before Jesus Christ after you die and having to atone for the fact that you unrepentantly conducted premeditated murder on one of your God-given children in the name of more free time and fun in your old age.

Everyone who’s sympathetic to the idea of doing such a thing simply doesn’t believe they will meet their maker at the end of their life, so they opt into the hedonistic option of doing what feels good and running from what doesn’t feel good. That’s the core issue at the heart of this whole debate.

[porco @NotTimAllen]

@xwanyex For me it is largely about guilt. I have no qualms about the execution of heinous criminals. to my knowledge, down syndrome marties aren't organizing child rape gangs.

The unborn are not guilty of crimes that merit the death penalty. They're killed because they are inconvenient.

[porco @NotTimAllen]

@ron_mckenzie_ @hypocane @robertgraham @thedragonLML So you want to tax them on money they haven't made yet?

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Star Wars making the central figure of their new movie a 50yo baby constitutionally incapable of growing up is a little bit on the nose as critique of their fans

[porco @NotTimAllen]

@united Please retrain your employees at the Colorado Springs airport. My carry on bag fit within the carry on luggage cutout before security, and at the gate ai was told "that's not carry on size."

Are the size regulations dimensional or are they vibe based?

[Jason Howerton @jason_howerton]

Since I’m going to be hearing this for the next 6 months as a Texas voter, let me answer the question:

“You would vote for an adulterer over James Talarico? That’s not very Christian.”

Here’s the truth: I would rather vote for almost anyone else who is going to at least advocate for conservative *policies* over a literal heretic who wears my faith like a skin suit, advocates for policies that harm children, endorses immorality and generally harm society.

Ken Paxton has personal baggage. I don’t deny that. But Talarico has plenty too — and he openly mocks God’s law and treats Jesus as a political mascot all while pushing a radical far-left agenda that would be a disaster for my state.

You see, I’m an adult. I do not expect those who are seeking political office to be my moral superiors or even trustworthy. They are tools to be used to do the least amount of damage via policy.

I wish more pastors and men who live godly lives were running. I really do. But the options we get are what they are.

Paxton supports secure borders, law enforcement, lower taxes, unleashing American energy, the Second Amendment, just to name a few.

Talarico supports unlimited abortion, trans-ing children, higher taxes, government-run “healthcare,” and is incredibly comfortable blaspheming the word of God.

I’m not voting for a priest. I’m voting for an imperfect person to represent my interests. That’s how it works.

You’re not going to guilt trip Texans into supporting a looney tunes candidate like Talarico. Paxton will win by 5+.

It’s about policy, not personality.

[porco @NotTimAllen]

@revenant_MMXX @MelodyFoster05 The zoomers should have bought houses 10 years ago (when the average gen Z'er was 11) and that is why it is okay to wipe our hands of the housing market mess and tell them to skip the avocado toast.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Everyone is trying to claim me for their tribe. There’s no R next to my name, there’s no D next to my name. I’m not part of a political party, because I hate politicians. I’m just Spencer, husband to Heidi, father to Ryker and Gunner, and I’m a pissed off Angeleno who loves my city and is fed up with what corrupt politicians have done to her.

[porco @NotTimAllen]

@itzMightiee I think the idea of trading in armor seeds for some kind of untradable bowfa, or similar, would be less of a kick in the nuts to people going dry.

[porco @NotTimAllen]

@itzMightiee I think adding it as an option will make it pseudo-mandatory for people who are going dry to destroy their loot - removing the one silver lining and making going dry even more miserable.

[porco @NotTimAllen]

@skeletoxica @JagexLight Try giants foundry you dingus

[porco @NotTimAllen]

@RobProvince @thebeautifulage @An_Misanthrope @ponkimkaza So it is affordable because some households will make double the median income number?

I don't think this makes the point you think it does...

[porco @NotTimAllen]

@cremieuxrecueil @henryblakedev He joked about turning the dashboard on back on the 11th just to mess with you lol

[porco @NotTimAllen]

@cremieuxrecueil @henryblakedev I saw you complaining that Epic had the data and asked the guy I knew if he knew anything about it lmao. He sent me a link to the dashboard this morning and then I saw your chud and the connection clicked.

[porco @NotTimAllen]

@cremieuxrecueil @henryblakedev Looking forward to the obesity data dashboard rapid post though!