Not Today Mom

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[Not Today Mom @NotTodayMother]

Stop fighting on the internet or nobody gets dessert.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I haven't seen a full grocery cart in 6 years.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

According to my research banana bread fixes everything.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Dear kids, this is Phil Hartman.
He was awesome.

[Not Today Mom @NotTodayMother]

@NotTodayEric @buffalo_xyz 😂

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@NotTodayEric @photon010

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@NotTodayEric @squeak20021 I love them!

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@NotTodayEric I love them! ❤️

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Me 3 days into animal Twitter.

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@NotTodayEric She’s my favorite.

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I’m coming back to Twitter for the animal accounts. ❤️

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@NotTodayEric There’s animals?

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Sorry I'm late, I was playing with animals on Twitter.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Dear kids, the internet used to scream at us before we logged on. It was intense.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Garlic bread is just regular bread that's in the mafia.

[Not Today Mom @NotTodayMother]

@NotTodayEric ❤️

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@NotTodayEric Yes.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Dear kids, we used to touch our music before we listened to it. It was awesome.

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@GrianEgan

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@CassandraJustBe

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@NotTodaySara When in Rome.