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[Not MSU Parking Services and Transit - Parody @NotTransit]

Can’t park that there!

[Mark Normand’s Farts @NormandFarts]

Starkville might be too much for these mizzouri nerds

[Not MSU Parking Services and Transit - Parody @NotTransit]

@CllrAlbertDeasy Y’all need to write more tickets and tow!

[Not MSU Parking Services and Transit - Parody @NotTransit]

Been trying to charge a $19 daily fee for scooters on campus but the faculty senate keeps shooting it down!

[Old Row MSU @OldRowMSU]

Next person to almost hit me with their scooter will be receiving a backpack at their skull. #tryme

[Not MSU Parking Services and Transit - Parody @NotTransit]

You can’t park there!

[Starkville PD @Starkville_PD]

Westside Dr is currently blocked due to a structure fire. Please use an alternate route if you are in this area

[Not MSU Parking Services and Transit - Parody @NotTransit]

@HailStateMuse @lynn_spruill Gonna get you!

[Not MSU Parking Services and Transit - Parody @NotTransit]

Spreading gingivitis one pice of candy at a time!

[Starkville PD @Starkville_PD]

We understand that some kids have a negative view of law enforcement. That's why at Starkville Police Department, we take time to prioritize community oriented policing in order to show the children of our community that we are the good guys!

[Not MSU Parking Services and Transit - Parody @NotTransit]

Did you know, Mississippi is the only U.S. state without a statewide open container law that bans open alcoholic beverages for drivers or passengers in a motor vehicle!

[MDOT @MississippiDOT]

Facts about drinking:

📍 Nationally, it is illegal to drive with a blood alcohol concentration (BAC) of .08 g/dL (grams of alcohol per deciliter) or higher, except in Utah, where the limit is .05 g/dL (who knew?)
🥃 A standard drink equals about 1/2 an ounce of alcohol (.54 ounces, to be exact), which is roughly equivalent to 1 shot of distilled spirits, a 5 oz. glass of wine, OR a 12oz. beer (less than you thought, right?)
💸 The average DUI costs $10,000 in attorney’s fees, fines, court costs, lost work time, higher insurance rates, etc.
⚰️ About 30% of all traffic crash fatalities in the United States involve drunk drivers

This Labor Day weekend, law enforcement will be on the lookout for impaired drivers. The best way to avoid meeting them and getting a DUI (or much worse!) is simple: Find another way home. If you're drinking, don't get behind the wheel!

Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over. 👮

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#MShwys #DriveSober #LaborDay #DriveSmartMS

[Not MSU Parking Services and Transit - Parody @NotTransit]

NLU, we’re gonna beat the hell out of you! Or heat stroke. Probably both.

[Karson @KarsonRhodes_wx]

100°’s likely into the weekend.
It’s been hot, but this weekend could be extra toasty. Right now, Sunday looks to be our hottest day with highs likely around 99°-103° and heat index values around 108°-112°. Stay hydrated and enjoy your 3-day weekend. #msstate @MSUWeather

[Not MSU Parking Services and Transit - Parody @NotTransit]

@SkyBlueMedia_ @msstate Ole US has his own parking spot too!

[Not MSU Parking Services and Transit - Parody @NotTransit]

Gotta hydrate before you procreate!

[Chapel Fowler @chapelfowler]

LSU coach Lane Kiffin on the heat in Baton Rouge: "The weather's on our side. We're used to training in this -- the opponent's gotta come in and play in this." Kickoff temps for tonight's Clemson game should be around 80 degrees with a "real feel" of 89 degrees

[Not MSU Parking Services and Transit - Parody @NotTransit]

I’m great at this game!

[Starkville PD @Starkville_PD]

Friendly Reminder: This is not a game where you want a high score!! #drivesober

[Not MSU Parking Services and Transit - Parody @NotTransit]

The roads will be a parking lot!

[Starkville PD @Starkville_PD]

Motorcycle Rally Temporary Road Closure Tomorrow (August 21st)!

Expect brief delays as motorcycles travel through Starkville for the 2026 Little Sturgis Motorcycle Rally Dinner Ride. Riders will leave Sturgis at 4:00 p.m. and arrive in Starkville around 4:20 p.m. – 4:30 p.m.

[Starkville PD @Starkville_PD]

Move in day, enough said!!

[Not MSU Parking Services and Transit - Parody @NotTransit]

Can’t park there!

[Starkville PD @Starkville_PD]

TRAFFIC ADVISORY: Officers are currently working a traffic accident on Washington Street at the bridge. Expect Delays!

[Dudy Noble Field 🦇 @DudyNobleField]

The smoke is Starkville right now is horrible.

@lynn_spruill how much to install a giant fan to blow it away?

[Not MSU Parking Services and Transit - Parody @NotTransit]

@MSStateAlumni See you at the casino!

[Not MSU Parking Services and Transit - Parody @NotTransit]

@johnny_rumble You haven’t seen anything yet! Wait until I get my hands on it!

[Not MSU Parking Services and Transit - Parody @NotTransit]

Yes!

[Not MSU Parking Services and Transit - Parody @NotTransit]

@ThornHillVOL @Vol_lineman No free parking here!

[MDOT @MississippiDOT]

Crash in Pike County on I-55 SB at US 98 W EX 20B. All lanes blocked. | #MShwys | https://t.co/QB8WJO1EGp